You are lying in a park in the sun wondering what went on last night and how you ended up here with a sunburnt face. You really can't remember. You go for some breakfast down at one of the local cafes. The waiter offers you a newspaper. On the front page you spot a photograph of yourself. You scan through the text to get the general drift that you are wanted by the police for the murder of the Prime Minister.
You gulp down your breakfast, pay the check and blend in with the folk on the street in St Kilda. You dart into an op shop and buy some indiscreet clothing and a floppy hat. You go into the city and jump on the next train to where ever. It takes you down past the docks. You get out and decide to try and get onto a boat and leave Australia.
There is a hole in the fence you notice. You crawl through and head toward a large cargo ship. You manage to find some work clothing in an unoccupied office on the way. You get changed. You then boldly but casually walk onto the ship. Once onboard you hide and wait. A good 24 hours go past before you feel the boat start to move. A while later you figure you must be out to sea. You go for a short walk to find a porthole. You see only water around you.
You then hear a voice behind you ask,
"And who the hell are you?"
You turn around to see an extremely large man glaring at you.
Do you......
Offer him a bribe to allow you to stay on the boat
Tell him you are a dock worker and somehow the boat left while you were on board
Tell him you are the cook and you are lost