Twenty Reasons Why Sailing is Better Than Sex

20. You can go sailing in a rubber suit and nobody will think you are strange.
19. You don't have to sneak your sail magazines into the house.
18. If you are having trouble with sailing, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
17. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about sailing.
16. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you sailing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
15. Your sailing partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've sailed with.
14. It's perfectly respectable to sail with a total stranger.
13. When you see a really good sailor, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you sailing together.
12. If your regular sailing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you go sailing with someone else.
11. Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you sail by yourself.
10. When dealing with a sailing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
9. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy sailing magazines.
8. You can have a sailing calendar on your wall at the office, tell sailing jokes and invite coworkers to sail with you without getting sued for harassment.
7. There's no such thing as a sailing transmitted disease.
6. You and your sailing partner always finish at the same time.
5. Nobody expects you to promise to sail with just one partner for the rest of your life.
4. Nobody expects you to give up sailing if your partner loses interest in the sport.
3. It is social acceptable to sail in large groups.
2. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of sailing.
1. Your sailing partner will never say, "What? We just sailed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"

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