Wonders of the English Language
No wonder the English language is so difficult to learn:
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We polish the Polish furniture.
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He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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A farm can produce produce.
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The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
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The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
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The present is a good time to present the present.
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At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
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The dove dove into the bushes.
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I did not object to the object.
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The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
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The bandage was wound around the wound.
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There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
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They were too close to the door to close it.
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The buck does funny things when the does are present.
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They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
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To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
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The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
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After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
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I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
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I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
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How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
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