This page is all about the PIT crew and all the crazy stuff we do and what we're about. I'm still needin' ta put in a lot of major work here so check back every once in a while for updates. Speaking of updates... I have one. Captain No-Beard found a site to create your own pirate name running through a series of questions. Here's the link
Noodles

ARR!!! Tis the Pirate Page
Pirate Nicks
 

a.k.a.

Captain No-Beard
  P*
Cabin Boy Cools (CBC)
 

The CDC

The Sushi Samurai
  Sukuinushi
Scurvy Bitch
   
1st Matey
   
2nd Matey
   
Gimp
   
Parrot
   
Ship's Cook
   

 

Aliases, Handles and Nicks

Names
a.k.a.

Handles

Jason
Pstar, Pornstar, WB, Chiefy, Cuban Mafia, Army Boy
Exar Kun, Captain Morgan, bwsux, Barbie, Wolfman666
Ben C.
CDC, Cools, the Tourist, Wookie, WB

The CDC, Poopstain, Cools, Cools II

Tony
Noodles, PB, DrunkenNomad, Ton Lok, BSB, Justin Timberlake, Ped, Slut Puppy, Stiggy
PsyberSlam, Gothicnoodles, Noodles, Kaine, Neon Night, Anarchist
George
Boomersan, Booma, Chutch, Herbert

Sukuinushi, Gargamesh, Sense, Deshin

Jeff S.
Stenchbomb, Stinky, Stinky Binky, Army Boy
Stallion, Fben, Jago
Chris S.
Skelman, Skelmen, The Man w/a Hose Reel, Skeldonkey, The Donk, Donkers
Skelman, Skel, Skelz
Tejas
BlackSun, Tehas
BlackSun
Ben J.
Benny J., BJ, Blues Brother
Benny J.
Trung
Jackie Chan
Mr. Nice Guy
Josh G.
Pope
Innocent, Glacious, Indigo
Matt C.
Cordhole, Cordwood
Alex S.
Matt Bu.
BBBD, Buts
The Nuker
Mike S.
Mr. Seladabacheck, Unfrozen Caveman Stoner
Erik
Ralf
Ralf, Stinkie Twinkie
Chris T.
Milo
Milo, Moon, Robin Hood
Paul Z.
420 Paul
Paul H.
DJ Paul
Ben S.
C.A.Ben
Ben O.
Osa, Busch Ben
John S.
John Boy, Shady John, Shady
Josh S.
Perv, PW
Your Mom
Reed
AIP, DA, Reed-tard
Um-yang, AIP, Jaden, Zombieghoul
Matt Bl.
Massyu
Dragonwolf, Melchoir
Seth
Sigmund, Carlson Boy
Sigmund, Sara McCloud
Dennis
Cap'n Kim, Dennis the Menace, Pirate Gopher
Captain Kim
Jeff K.
Kiecker Beeker, Karajabola
Poop, Penis

Senior Memories

I thought this would be a good idea to get this up for the rest of the PIT and anyone else who knowz us. It's for all to see and remember all the great times we've had. I'm laying it out jus' like you'd see in a high school yearbook, lot's of acronyms and shortened terms. If I forget to add somethin' let me know and I'll put it in. The early years will be taken from exerps out of my "Black Book", so not all of the events I've written may have been logged. BTW, these are the memories I had so if any other PIT members wanna have their memories here let me know.
Noodles
5th Year Seniors Xfest '01 muddy Perv, fun in the rain w/barrels and hatchet, 1.75 Root Beer gone 1st day, CDC owns RBB, Ped, Ghetto & Jr, T w/2 much Vodka, ol' Beast, all beer no water; George gets back another Guasthof extravangza; wood runs for the huge P*/Booma 2nd floor; Stinky & T c Knight's Tale w/no one in theater; Dude where's my car, I mean trunk?; crazy army boyz on break, pre-Mardi @Bullwinkles Fri for Tomita + beads, Mardi Gras @Lone Tree w/Kami's and Arg garage w/SS; TS + SS @Sci Museum =D; CDC + T playin Camelot; Disc golf w/everybody + Mr. Cooley; $0.92 12 of Leine's @ Surdyks; Diablo II exp; softball @ Van Cleave; Rakadishu all over; Perv & Liz get engaged; party-polka @ Guasthof for Pervinator & Liz; Halloween w/CDC's damn cap gun & drunk games, the all black crew Sami, el Bandito, Death & Dark Angel; Stinky & P* off to boot camp gettin their asses kicked; our prayers go out to those in NYC for Sept 11 and now we're gonna woop some ass; workin @ Hillcrest w/all the crazy trades an' shit - Paul w/his songs & nicknames, Blondies & PT w/Kenny, Sara and Kim, chillin w/Charlie & the tinners @ Maggie's, Tequila Sheila, Slut Puppy, Hell Kitten, The Mink, and all the bedwetters; disk golf all over the metro & hittin dudes in the park; Gopher football w/Joe playin for half time; a lil Kenshin; D&D w/Jimothy ice mage + JP's game crazy 8; army boyz back for Xmas leads to Guasthof "partey"; FotR kicked major ass; Episode II trailer w/showing of Harry Potter; catchin new TV pilots; sneak preview Shallow Hal @ MoA then drinkin at Gators w/Schmirnof Ice incentives; T banned from drinkin in Din w/baptizing of couchs & drinkin out of concrete tester; winnin $$$ @ Tgiving in da U.P. @ casino drinkin w/cuzs; crazy ass bargain out of SUV for theater speakers leads to purchase of massive system for T; snowmobile trip to U.P. w/Dbro, Dad and U. Jimbo all over Mt w/2ft of snow fallin; Spring Break fun in the snow @Ali and Kris' cabin w/everybody 4 wheelin and snowmobilin, SS + TS spillin, then Karoake that night; SMS Playa del Carmen card =D; Pope and T seriously talk of creation of mythical bar; CDC + T shootin down the baddies in GR & RtW; Gopher's huge victory over Black Bears in Frozen 4 watched @Boomer's Aunt's - Hanson bros present for postgame kill rape pillage burn @Sturbs and Sally's w/Gourd's Gin an' Juice + Rouser
Senior Year Boundary Waters excursion w/Pirates+casino+drinkin'; Pope's Pub in action; George leaves for Japan another Guasthof extravaganza; Hooters chick next door =D; T talkin' trash @every chance while drunk; 9-11-00 Breakin' Freshman record for most consecutive nights of drunkness @30 in a row; T sleepin' @3013 more than Perv; First huge PIT party of the year major success 9-22-00; T's first Wild game & 2nd Wild home game ever; Party @Punn's w/the birds/bar/keg-o-rator; Perv makes the Daily; met a chica who made Dr. Date; the CDC & T lookin' for a house once they graduate; partyin in Uptown w/Mike & Pope rockin til 4 then drinkin again at 8 then Big Tipper @Paul's w/16oz MGD & Bloody Mary; TOGA @Dave's; Salsa Dancin @1st Ave; Sally's @11am on Mon 10-23; Fuck Ass!!!; Punn's costume party & karaoke + drinkin' + da shit later; gettin' tanked w/Big Tipper @2pm on a Thur then hittin all the bar specials anywhere near the U; Ace and Perv finally have their own comps; STURBs all the way; RISK over @ARG w/CDC and Lok kickin ass; binge drinkin' for a week an' a half straight, studyin' @Sturbs for TKD w/Reed, Punn, Libby, Carlos then goin to da wop party -hungover @test for Red... sweet, then TKD big ol' bash almost shot M-16; Lok graduating w/2 classes for Spring; practice flyin' side to Reed; CK cold in Cen; 11/16 kick off for the 2000/2001 RFL season (the RFL page may be switched to this site + Noodles caught his first TD of the season); da UP for Turkey Day drinkin/playin' TP w/cuz; What Happened... ugh; Rakadishu; Reed gettin' it on in Pope's bed while Tdawg passed out top bunk; Reed finally turns 21... good night oh drinkin' (all 5 nights =D); OC for the beer tour; Mom's day @grandma's private party FREE BEER; movin' day @Arg w/Buts' porn (really Kiecker and Skelz); Kenshin ahh yeah; the summoner D&D movie 'magic missile'; P* & Pope's 1st out on blades; gimpy catch w/T; Jared's flat & chillin the next day w/3.2 WC from Rainbow; hangin @Missy's place; 'all your base are belong to us'; T gets a REAL job, a cell phone an' only 2 classes for Spring; Huge PIT bash da pad wuz packed 1-19-01; Black Joshua's w/Parrot Bay; the Mini Keg; D&D w/Oakdale pack; 'Dude, are you spiking your beer!?'; Kegger @Stinky's; Tippy's death bet; RFL all* night 2-22-01; John Boy's BDay & da boot; UO is back for another year; Tues: Perry's lunch & Big10 $1.50 pitchers w/table dance Megan; another successful WOP inclueded Aass, T w/funky ass elbow, place is packed + snuggled w/KH; night before WOP went to Wild game w/AIP suite wuz sweet then fell on ramp, p'd on a column and went to da bars w/Gooley; Cuz's wedding in Chi Town w/Z3 and friend for T; Tony's Barbershop continues; girls actually cleaned apartment for $; Spring Jam Sally's to Sturbs to house party; Unisys w/Jeff & Jimothy all-your-base & YO-4-POOP!!!; trips to the Source for Comics & Mage Knight; wood run for P*'s 2nd floor in the S10; Spring Break '01 in Dom Rep w/Canucks & Chi Town, hot Argentine chicas, best man contest; drunk rollerbladin to Guasthof; rollerbladin to Lake Calhoun + hot chicks; Pope gets a gfriend finally; St. Patty's drunk by noon w/8 pints of Guiness later card games 'wink'; fun on top of Din roof; got back in2 Warhammer/40k; CDC & T graduate and get a place ta live; Drink of the year -uhh, BEER-
Junior Year Voodoo Shack; fort in S/S room; Batcave w/fort; Kenji cage; Pope's Pub; Cops can't bring down the 3rd Annual Whop Party w/sign and liquid nitro; angering the roomies w/Chutch's japanese sake party WESABI; Concerts: Metallica, Kid Rock, Sevendust, PM5k, Static-X, Dope; "Summer" Xfest w/Perv & CDC; Chutch and Tdawg gettin yelled at by rent-a-cop @MOA for drunken wrestling in Camp Snoopy before Bond after Hockey Whiskey shots and Gopher victory; CANADIAN whiskey shots for the Gophers goals; P*'s Bday w/strippers; Whiskey sour on tap; Gleuks w/cousin Mike and hottie friend for Tony; Matt & George 2 week Crazy Taxi Battle; Perv's first Flaming Jesus followed by a BJ happy phucin Bday; P*'s pear apple brandy and Tony's Bday w/elbow drops all over; FM3 for CDC, Matt an' T; WE'RE ALL 21; The draw bridge table; Sexual Predator an' the shit that went down; Whiskey Sours ta go and spilling on Metrodome seats @homecoming; TKD @MichiganTech w/T vs G the match everyone watched =D; Guasthof & Polka Dancin all night w/liter German Beer; usin Matt's ID for all bars; the DA showin off his underage ID @Sturbs; Sturbs 24/7; webpage war in full effect; Wade's parties an' the shit that follows; TKD demo w/a fan club; Drink of the year -WHISKEY SOUR-
Sophmore Year

Slushies&FussBall w/Osa, Odden, KC, BJ + "the drunk guys beat the sober guys"; apple pie shots from Gail leads to broken toilet; Second annual Whop; Whop bottling (P* & George); Concerts: Mustard Plug, Avail, Local H, Funk @ the Fred, Suicide Machines; Homecoming on JumboTron w/Hula Skirt; Broken Nose; Modchip w/Pstation; "Drunken Nomad" established; naked wandering in Cen; CO2 release project ME1010; Monster in my pants; -PUNK ROCK-; RFL formed on Thur nights; Odden & T take down Stenny's Parriot Bay for RFL; Hard Times Cafe; Wattay Library; "The Adventures of Stenbom & Stiglich" to Grand Casino; 6 liter Wine Party -George (only drank 2 glasses =D); Brood War; Beer Family; George & Andy w/harp; Jello shots for edible scale ME1010 w/TKD sparring; Star Wars Episode 1 & makin Jedi Robes; FORTRAN w/PIT crew & T/Pope w/Gran Turismo; Ace & T battle over FFT; Spring Break 99 Playa del Carmen w/Boston Crew; Miller High Life w/Pope, Black Russians @ Libby's w/Pope finished bottle of Vodka/Kahlua; TKD demo Chad sweet break; Erik's Vagina; "Unfrozen Caveman Stoner"; Anime: Ninja Scroll, Escaflowne & Evangelion; shakin loft w/JB; flaming Hot100 shots; Archmage; Ace strips w/belt & Sara sees; Osa & T homebrew set w/plasma $; Voodoo Lighthouse Started; Black Joshua formed; TKD @MichiganTech w/apple pie shots; Stealin' from the rich an' givin' to the Poor aka hot dogs and puddin' for everyone; Grenz an' Ton bein' regulars @Zipps; T's first Vikings game; Drink of the year -WHITE RUSSIAN & APPLE PIE SHOT-;

Freshman Year Jason's Ninja Squirrel; PIT Fighters (BJ, Ace, Noodles); WarCraft 2; Party in da PIT Nov 25 "Thanksgiving"; Strip 'n' go Naked; Bursing; Dinky Day (Mon); Volley Ball in the Super Block; Clown Square; "The Adventures of Stenbom & Stiglich" to Hudson; Trio "da da da"; ICP; Paintin' Washington Bridge; Dave/Tony w/VBall night; Blues Brothers (KC&BJ); Movie Night in Perverts' Room; Starcraft; on a boat in UO all night & day & buying houses+tower+blacksmith; the Bumper; P* pregnant w/perv's kid & cools uncle & T Godfather; "Make out spot" waterfall @the flats; "pass me de wodka"; \U/ ; "the cave" bunkbeds; havin "sleep over" w/AR; Shotokan w/Blau; Ghetto Juice w/Drunken Master & PCU; First annual 40s & Boxers; Spring 1/4 party 24/7; Raver's United Club; TKD; Motto: Sober is wastin' time; Study for Phys 1252 by playin Castlevania SotN; Blacklights w/bleach+ posters+markers "shooting star"; First Annual Whop w/no busts; Home Brew (Cider); Plasma Man @Centeon; "Room Bitch" Heidi; Blue Cow 311-1; Diablo; Nerf Guns and the window target; duct tapin' perv; Cools' "shh, shh"; founding of "P*"; Haircuts in the Bathroom; dyin' hair; Osa's first haircut "Oh shit"; Carmaggedon; WinNuke; 5BloodyKnucles Oct 13; Old school webpages like Wolfman's Star Wars + Gothicnoodles; P*'s late night music trivia; River Flats w/Osa, Mike, Brian, Duris, Joe, Wade & the gord; T's BDay Honey Dogs played Hot100+pukin, got a IS "cleanup situation"; Quarters@Arg w/Josh+420Paul; Jason luvs rearranging the room; 4 letter words w/Perv; Nicknames&Handles: Gilgamesh/ Deshi/ Sensee/ Noodles/ Anarchist/ Milo/ Cools/ Stallion/ Ace/ Neon Night/ Poopstain/ Blacksun/ Pope/ Tourist/ CABen/ Busch Ben/ 420 Paul/ DJ Paul/ T-Man/ Skeazin Bastard/ Jackie Chan/ Mr. Nice Guy/ Sigmund/ Ralf/ Wolfman666/ Joseph Lorenz; set drinkin' record of 11 consecutive nights of drunken stupidity; drunk bich Chao throwin pretzels all over; Drink of the year -GHETTO JUICE-
Senior Year of High School

Soundtracks for the years o' college

5th Year Seniors 1. "Chop Seuy" - System of the Down
2. "Smooth Criminal" - Alien Ant Farm
3. "Bodies" - Drowning Pool
4. "High" - Afroman
5. "Whatever, Whenever" - Shakira
6. "Can't get you outta my head" - Kylie Minogue
7. "Everywhere" - Michelle Branch
8. "Gin and Juice" - Gourd
9. "Rollout" - Ludicris
10. "Movies" - Alien Ant Farm
11. "Pony" - Ginuwine
12. "The whole world" - Outkast
Senior Year

1. "Who let the dogs out" - Baha Men
2. "Turn me on Mr. Deadman" - Union Underground
3. "Minority" - Green Day
4. "Country Grammar" - Nelly
5. "Last Resort" - Poppa Roach
6. "Loser" - 3 Doors Down
7. "Kryptonite" - 3 Doors Down
8. "Are you ready" - Korn
9. "One step closer" - Linkin Park
10. "It wasn't me" - Shaggy
11. "Bartender" - hed P.E.
12. "Pardon me" - Incubus
13. "I wanna see your pussy" - Lords of Acid
14. "What happened?" - Sublime
15. "Original Prankster" - Offspring
16. "Bombs over Baghdad" - Outkast

Junior Year

1. "Thong Song" - Sisqo
2. "Whiskey in the Jar" - Metallica
3. "Worlds Collide" - Powerman 5000
4. "Whatever" - Godsmack
5. "Nookie" - Limp Bizkit
6. "N2Gether" - Limp Bizkit w/Redman
7. "Forgot about Dre" - Dr. Dre w/Eminem
8. "Ba wit da ba" - Kid Rock
9. "Cowboy" - Kid Rock
10. "What's my age again" - Blink182
11. "My own worst enemy" - Lit
12. "Bad Touch" - Blood Hound Gang
13. "I'm with stupid" - Static-X
14. "Voodoo" - Godsmack
15. "Virtual Insanity" - Jamiroquai
16. "Back that ass up" - Juvenile
17. "I see you baby shakin' that ass" - Groove Armada
18. "Breakin Stuff" - Limp Bizkit
19. "Baby I got your money" - ODB

Sophmore Year

1. "Every morning" - Sugar Ray
2. "Closer" - Nine Inch Nails
3. "Faith" - Limp Bizkit
4. "Song 2" - Blur
5. "We like to party" - Vengaboys
6. "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" - Offspring
7. "Du hast" - Rammstein
8. "Down" - 311
9. "Real Slim Shady" - Eminem
10. "Funk Soulbrother" - Fat boy Slim
11. "Why don't you get a job" - Offspring
12. "Save Tonight" - Eagle Eye Cherry
13. "Caress me down" - Sublime
Freshman Year 1. "Da da da" - Trio
2. "What I got" - Sublime
3. "Beer" - Reel Big Fish
4. "Girlfriend" - Reel Big Fish
5. "Unforgiven II" - Metallica
6. "Barbie Girl" - Aqua
7. "Duck Job" - N/A
8. "Penis Song" - Monty Python
9. "Fuel"- Metallica
10. "Santera" - Sublime
11. "Date Rape" - Sublime
12. "Jump around" - House of Pain
13. "Sweater Song" - Weezer
14. "Tora Tora" - Max
15. "Bad Habit" - Offspring
Drinkin' Songs
(need some help w/these ones)
1. "40 oz to freedom" - Sublime
2. "Beer" - Reel Big Fish
3. "What Happened?" - Sublime
4. "Another Drinkin' Song" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
5. "Whiskey in the Jar" - Metallica
6. "My own worst enemy" - Lit
7. "Top o' the mornin' to ya" - House of Pain
8. "One fine day" - Offspring
9. "Bartender" - Hed P.E.
10. "Longneck Bottle" - Garth Brooks
11. "Gin and Juice" - Gourd

 

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