You walk over to The MultiMediocre Guestbook. You look around for something to poke with and settle on a sword sticking out of a rock. You pull the sword out of the rock with a quick motion (ignoring the large beams of light that start flying out of the rock) and walk over to the book. You rear back, and with a mighty JABJABJAB you poke the book. Suddenly...

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"

The giant floating head of Peter Gabriel starts chasing you around!
You scream like a sissy girl and run out of the room.

Now that you're done freaking out, do you want to go back to The Kaphwan Gift Shop? Or to The MultiMediocre Church Of Kaphwan? Or aaalllll the way back to The MultiMediocre Page? Or maybe, instead of trying to poke it or spit on it or God knows what, you should SIGN the freakin' guestbook?

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