"Well. I'm hungry."

                                              -First thing said by James Howard in the year 2000

LAST UPDATED JANUARY 8th, 2096
(Or at least, that's what my computer thinks the current date is. ^^)

CELEBRATING OVER 002 YEARS OF HERO WORSHIP

  Heya, everyone! I'm James Howard, the MultiMediocre Knight, and this is the Church of Kaphwan(CoK), where you can bask in the complete and utter glory of the One True Kaphwan.

  And yes, goddamnit, I know I haven't updated since June 28th. What do you want from me? I'm a busy guy. ^^

  And since I haven't updated in five and a half months(or 97 years, if my computer is to be believed. Did this happen to anyone else after New Year's? Everything on your computer works fine except ICQ and the date? Anybody? ^^), naturally there's a lot of stuff to do.

  The first thing I'm going to do is point out that spiffy new banner up at the top. Yeah? Yeah? Did you see it? Ain't that great? Contributed, of course, by the lovely, talented and football-playing Sailor Aurora, who by the way has a lovely page that I now want you all to go to. There's your link, Allison! THERE'S YOUR LINK! PLEASE DON'T TACKLE ME! ^^

  The Picture Gallery has a whole buncha animated .GIFs, and proof of the real name of Kizuna Encounter's Kim is now available in the Kizuna Report, thanks to the efforts of your friend and mine Sabiutabi, who just by the way runs Shermie.net which I want you all to visit now. ^^

  And on the fanfiction front, remember that story "Reforming Evil Can Be Tricky"? The one that I never seemed to be able to write the next chapter for? Remember that? Eh? Eh? Well, it's all a moot point now... because it's been TURNED INTO AN IMPRO! :)
  That's right, folks! Reforming Evil Can Be Tricky has found a new home at Indie Madnesse, and you - YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU RIGHT THERE! THE ONE IN FRONT OF THE MONITOR! - can read the many new chapters of RECBT - YES! THAT'S RIGHT! THERE ARE ACTUALLY NEW CHAPTERS! - and even sign up to write a new chapter yourself! YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU CAN WRITE MORE CHAPTERS OF MY STORY BECAUSE I'M TOO GODDAMN LAZY TO DO IT MYSELF! ISN'T THE INTERNET GREAT? :)

  Yes, folks, I know I went into full "URL Slut" mode there. Bear with me, I haven't updated in a long time. ^^

  I suppose that sooner or later I'll have to get around to many other things - updating the Guestbook, updating the mMp and sleeping are what leap to mind - but for now, I'm content with updating *this* large wack of pages, and YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

*WHAP*

  Ow. I deserved that. ^^

  And now, it's time for what this page is known, loved, and respected for. That's right! Complete sillyness! :)

  Remember G.I. Joe? Well, so did the author of what I am presenting to you! :)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the CoK presents...

The G.I. Kim Theme Song!

 I hope you like it. I sure find it funny. Of course, I run a shrine to Kim Kaphwan. :)

  If you'd like to talk to me about anything at all, you can reach me at multimediocreknight@yahoo.com. Feedback is always welcome, and of course I'm very welcoming towards any gift art you people might want to send me for the CoK's milestones... wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more. ;)

  Want to read the review that Gunsmith gave me? Go here. Want to link to this page? Go here. Want to help write Reforming Evil Can Be Tricky? Go here.

  ...What? What? It was worth a try. ^^

 Since February 1st, you're visitor number

  ...Holy *crap*. It's heading towards 13000. That's... just plain bizarre. ^^

Which CoK segment would you like to visit?

The Church of Kaphwan Information Desk
The Church of Kaphwan Picture Hall *UPDATED!*
The Church of Kaphwan Sound Archive
The Church of Kaphwan Book Store*ONE MOTHER UPDATE!*
The Church of Kaphwan Special Report - Kizuna Encounter: Super Tag Battle*NOT QUITE A MOTHER, BUT ALSO UPDATED!*

Webrings and Things(Ouch... sorry... ^_^)
Links
The MultiMediocre Page...
Shizumaru Central!

  So, you visited the Church, eh? Well, PROVE it! Sign the Infamous MultiMediocre Guestbook, and MAYBE I'll believe you. Or, you can find out who I believe by reading The MultiMediocre Guestbook. Or, if you really really and I mean REALLY want to, you can try to spit on the guestbook, or poke the guestbook because you think it's dead and you really like poking dead things. Personally, I don't really care.

  This page was made by James Howard, The MultiMediocre Knight. Care to Email him?
*Loud yelling and swearing comes from behind him* Okay! Okay! I'll say it! helped a little, I guess.

Keep on flyin'. ;)

I just realized a couple days ago that my ass is in grave danger of, someday, getting sued. ^_^ So, I will point out very thoroughly that Kim Kaphwan, NeoGeo, King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, and Samurai Shodown are all well-protected trademarks of SNK, whose lawyers, I'm sure, are wonderful, *wonderful* people. ^_^

This The King Of Fighters Webring site owned by James Howard, the MultiMediocre Knight.
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