PTOO!

The loogie lands on the guestbook. Suddenly, smoke starts puffing out of the book and filling up the room! You cough and lose your vision. The smoke clears... and you see...

A weird Mega Man villain running towards you. "I am JELLO MAN, The MultiMediocre Guestbook Guardian! You DIE now!"
You can't help it. This is just so pathetic, you collapse laughing.
While you're laughing, Jello Man charges up and blasts you with a whole bunch of Jello. It doesn't even hurt you. You start laughing even harder.
You laugh so hard, you have a heart attack and die on the floor.

The Moral of the story, kids, is: DON'T SPIT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S GUESTBOOKS, OR YOU WILL BE YELLED AT BY A STUPID-LOOKING VILLAIN FROM MEGA MAN X4, AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE, AND EVERYBODY WILL LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE THAT'S A STUPID WAY TO DIE, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY LAUGHS AT PEOPLE WHO WERE RUN OVER BY A DIAPER TRUCK OR HAD THEIR CIRCULATION CUT OFF BY A MALFUNCTIONING BLOOD-PRESSURE-TESTING MACHINE.