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We live simple lives. We eat, sleep, study and run out to buy every EA
sports game that comes out. Hmm.... How the hell can a million people have
the same life ? How ? PSYCHOLOGICAL INFLUENCE, That's how !! EA is
planning to take over the world ! Using innocent games such as World Cup
'98 to influence easily penetrated minds, they plan to rule the market....
How do I know this ? Here's how.
I was playing a game ( WC '98 ) with my cousin today, I was playing China
and he took Brazil. I noticed the fact ( after long hours of France '98
) that Brazils Uniform is distorted ! Where is the Nike symbol !? The heart
and soul of the team ?! Its become just this wave thingie... So I said
" Nah, they probably just didnt want to cooperate with companies that didnt
support the REAL World Cup ".. So i let it slide.
But then, i noticed something.. My China players had a hidden writing on
them ! ADIDAS !! This has gone too far ! I remember those damn shoe commercials
in FIFA ( 1995 ) for that butt ugly Adidas Shoe... They are trying to sell
Adidas to us through innocent Chinese Players ! BUT THAT ISNT HALF OF IT!!
Did you every notice that mistextured head Ronaldo has ( in 3Dfx,
at least ) ? I did too. I put one and one together and vualla !!! AN ADIDAS
MARKING ON RONALDO'S HEAD!!!!!! This, to throw us off, is the OLD Adidas
mark : An ugly dinosaur-foot-print-look-alike leaf! Ronaldo signed an official
contract with Nike.. How can they use him to promote Adidas !?!? Nike has
a case here. All thanks to me ! I'm going to get millions out of this !
Or maybe its 2:00 AM and I havent slept for two days, so I decided to write
this crap.
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