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"Yeah, she wants me. They aaaaaaaaall want me."
-Mike Simpson

-Chicks I'll Never Get-

Mandy Moore: We dated for a while then broke up. Lately, she has been calling me like crazy though. She must still want me...


Britney Spears: What can I say? She was great for a while, but I really need someone with some depth.


Brooke Burke: The only problem with her, is she always wanted to go to some stupid forign contry.


Shakira: Now here is a really cool girl, I just never could understand why she was so interested in cocaine...











E-mail me with questions at: mhsimp@hotmail.com

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