The Act of Love
Part Two: Aeris' Revenge

by Cloud Strife

I have just chosen who my choice is in The Act of Love part one. Tifa and I went on holiday to Costa De Sol (There's no where else decent to go to but the Gold saucer) and I wanted to do something!

Cloud: Tifa, there were two reasons bring you to a great place! One was for a holiday kinda date thing!

Tifa: And the second?

Cloud: Well uh! Er!

Tifa: Cloud! If you're finding it hard to say what you wanna say if you're heart wants you to!

Cloud: I got the first bit but not the second! Anyway!

I pull a ring from a cupboard!

Cloud: Darn it! WHERE IS IT?

Tifa: What?

Cloud: Don't worry. Ah! Found it! Tifa!

Tifa: Yeah?

Cloud: Will…will you marry me?

Tifa: Are you serious?

Cloud: Of course! I love you!

Tifa: Well, I love you too! Well…

Cloud: A yes!

Tifa: OF COURSE, I'LL MARRY YOU!

She zooms up to me like a bullet adding on a passionate kiss! I felt like a bird when it flies!

Cloud: Excuse me a moment! Do you know the number for AVALANCHE?

Tifa: Yeah! 0987 29853509.

Cloud: Cheers!

Telephone: Ring ring!

Barret: Hello, AVALANCHE, and Barret Wallace here!

Cloud: Hi! Bad start!

Barret: Shut up *&^%$£" what d'ya want!

Cloud: Great news! Tifa and me are getting married!

Barret: … *&^% BYE!

Cloud: Oh that went kinda well!

Barret: Guys and girls!

Cid: What? I'm trying to eat lunch here!

Barret: Cloud and Tifa are getting married!

Yuffie: What?

Aeris: GRRRRR! I'm outta here!

Cloud: So, when do you wanna have the wedding?

Tifa: In two weeks time!

Tifa and me worked hard on the wedding. Then it came to the best man.

Cloud: Who should I have as my best man?

I thought for about 1/2 hour.

Cloud: CID! Cid's number is 253 987654.

Ring ring!

Cid: Yo, Cid here!

Cloud: Cid it's Cloud!

Cid: Yeah, what's up?

Cloud: You know I'm getting married and all that…

Cid: Yeah, what's your point?

Cloud: You wanna be my best man?

Cid: Sure why not? You provide the ring right?

Cloud: Of course I do, who else would? Woah, I think Tifa wants me to…

Cid: HELLO? Great!

Tifa: Can I use the telephone? I wanna call Aeris to see if see wants to be my maid of honour.

Cloud: That's not a good idea! Aeris won't show up. If you want her, ask Yuffie t be another maid of honour.

Tifa: All right!

Tifa called Yuffie first. She'd only do it for some sense materia. Tifa decided to call Aeris too.

Aeris: Hello!

Tifa: Hi! Aeris, it's Tifa! Do you wanna be my maid of honour?

Aeris: (sniggering) Sure, why not?

Tifa: Thanks Aeris! Okay, bye!

From the sound of Aeris, there was a sneaky plan to get rid of Tifa. Not to worry!

It was wedding time. Aeris didn't look right! The main part begun. I was walking into the building wearing a pathetic suit Cid pointed out!

Vicar: Do you, Tifa Lockhart, take this man to be your long loss husband in sickness and in health until death parts you?

Tifa: Yes I do.

Vicar: Do you, Cloud Strife, take this woman to be your long loss wife in sickness and in health until death parts you?

Cloud: Ye…

Aeris: No he doesn't!

Cloud: What the?

Aeris: He is mine!

Aeris draws her staff and puts it round my neck!

Cloud: Cid, my sword!

Cid: Here!

Cid lops my buster sword at me so I can catch it. This is gonna be a long day! Aeris takes me to her house! Aeris pins me to the bed but I was too strong for her!

Cloud: AERIS! What are you doing? You betrayed Tifa!

Aeris: I hate that &^%$£

I started to breath heavily!

Cloud: TIFA IS NOT A *&^%$ YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Aeris: SHUT UP AND KISS ME!

Cloud: NO! I'm not! Even though Tifa's not my wife yet, don't think I'm gonna kiss someone who ruins the most special day of my life!

Aeris wasn't listening and pins me to the bed kissing me. It was a good kiss but now it felt disgusting! I punched Aeris off me! Tifa found out what Aeris did!

Tifa: AERIS YOU IDIOT! Leave Cloud alone!

Aeris: NO YOU *&^%$

Sephiroth: Don't blame Aeris!

Cloud: SEPHIROTH!

Sephiroth: She's just seriously in love with you!

Cloud: Even if Tifa and I weren't having a relationship and she was acting like this, I still wouldn't go out with you!

Aeris: WHY YOU…

Sephiroth: I think battle commence!

Sephiroth and I drew our swords. Tifa put on her metal knuckles and Aeris drew her rod. Tifa went for Aeris and I went for Sephiroth.

Sephiroth: You won't beat me this time!

Cloud: Yeah sure! So that's why I beat you in Sephiroth's Defeat and Sephiroth's return!

Sephiroth: You know Mike?

Cloud: In fan fiction Aeris's rescue!

Sephiroth: I made him go for you!

Cloud: JERK! Deathblow!

Sephiroth: No mercy!

Cloud: Hey! That's Seifer's move. He's from FF8!

Seifer: Copy cat wannabe!

Sephiroth: Shut up!

When we see Tifa and Aeris battle!

Tifa: Beat rush, somersault, Water kick, meteordrive, Dolphin Blow, Final Heaven!

Aeris… ow! Healing wind!

Tifa: Deathblow!

Aeris: UH! UH! UH!

Tifa just looked at Aeris! While Sephiroth turned round!

Sephiroth: WHAT! You mean you can't kill a puny girl like Tifa?

Cloud: She's not as weak as you!

Sephiroth: You're gonna have to die know!

SLICE!

Cloud: AERIS!

Aeris lied their, blood over her chest! Maybe I didn't wanna go out with her but she's still a friend!

Cloud: GRRRRRRRR! You (*&^%$£ OMNISLASH!

Sephiroth started to feel a lot of pain!

Sephiroth: Uh! … (Dead)

Sephiroth was gone! So was Aeris!

Cloud: Tifa! We gotta get back to the wedding!

The wedding was finished off!

Cloud: Everyone! I've gotta announcement to make! Aeris has… passed away! But so has Sephiroth! Therefore, it's kind of a celebration! But know, let's party!

A song was put on while everyone danced!

Barret: Man, how lucky are you?

Cloud: I dunno! But you're kinda lucky too with your daughter!

The celebration lasted 3 hours! But Tifa and I had to get on our honeymoon! We went to a romantic hotel in Kalm!

Tifa: Cloud, this is beautiful!

Cloud: Tifa, someone as beautiful as you deserve a beautiful hotel!

The next day, Tifa and I went outside at 7 p.m. to see the sun set! It was wicked! We looked at the sun, Tifa's arms around me and my arm on her shoulder!

Tifa: Do you think it's over?

Cloud: I'm afraid I don't know Tifa! I would like it to be over! But it's not over yet!


Note: Next time, The Act of Love 3, It's not over yet! Tifa and Cloud were wrong! It's not over till it's over!

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