Ski's Flying Blog - May 2006

last updated 31 May 06

This blog is an ongoing account of my flying career. The opinions expressed within do not necessarily represent those of Cabair, BCUC or OFT.


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  • 31 May 06 - End Of The First Year...Almost
  • 29 May 06 - AGK & Why Won't The Wind Shift, Dammit?
  • 25 May 06 - Landings
  • 22 May 06 - BCUC Exams
  • 15 May 06 - Back To Flight Status
  • 10 May 06 - US Embassy & Cranfield Visit
  • 08 May 06 - VIASINC & The CAA
  • 05 May 06 - Lots & Lots Of Forms

  • 31 May 06 - End Of The First Year...Almost

    Well today I'm packing up and going home; my first year at BCUC is almost at and end. It's been a wierd one guys! but highly enjoyable. I haven't gone solo yet; although to be fair if the CAA hadn't thrown their teddies out of the pram and grounded me for 6 weeks, and even if the wind hadn't been perpendicular to the runway for the last 5 sodding days! I think I would have. No matter; I'm going to get to do it next week in the US anyway! Side note; to those who reckon that taking 10+ hours to solo makes you a bad pilot - sod you, try having gaps of 3 weeks or more between 1-hour lessons where you have to re-learn quite a lot, as opposed to doing the 10 hours in week or less. I'm quite happy with my progess thanks & what's more I don't need to justify it to anyone! In any case, the more hours in any one's logbook the better.

    In summary....the first year on this course at BCUC? The PPL training was excellent; Denham is a great school & I would highly recommend it to anyone. Cabair? As an organisation at the higher levels...... a surprising lack of co-ordination or competency, my judgement of which is based on a number of seperate incidents. Most of these are noted in my blog, but my overall impression is that as an organisation, they aren't very well organised at all. One person who was going to be going somewhere else today will tell you exactly what I mean, and since the year began there have been a number of organisational/planning cock-ups. I would expect better. BCUC & the course? Overrated. The campus is basically a college;NOT a university and the course could be so much more. The concept is very good, but it could be improved greatly, in concept & execution. Harsh? Yes. But I think it's true. Would I come back? Maybe. Will I come back for Year 3?....We'll see.

    I'm off to Florida this weekend! So, the 4 people who actually read this - don't worry, will post my bloggings when I come back, at the beginning of July.I'm off to fly & enjoy the US weather, and also maybe enjoy cheap alcohol due to all the US-underaged students giving me a commission (in drink of course) NOT to buy alcohol for them (of course! *nervous cough* me, giving drink to minors, even though they can drink here and have been doing so to a great degree since last September? No way officer.) My only fear is that the US will been entirely cider-free.

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    29 May 06 - AGK & Why Won't The Wind Shift, Dammit?

    I didn't intend to take AGK today...but like Met I ended up doing so, and this time I got 98%! Awesome - the revision session with one of the instructors helped quite a lot, I realised I knew a lot more than I gave myself credit for. The day would have been even better had the wind played ball...but someone must have the glued the windsock to the pole, it's been stuck at 90 degrees to the runway since last week dammit! Highly annoying.

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    25 May 06 - Landings

    Now that I'm officially able to see again (gosh thanks! see below) I've been raring to get airborne again, but the weather has not been in my favour. However I did manage to get a couple of flights in quick sucession. The first was OK-ish, but I put this down to my long absence from the skies. To clarify OK-ish; everything was satisfactory apart from a slight sloppiness & tendency to raise the nose (and therefore gain about 100ft or so) during turns, and my landings, which had improved by leaps & bounds by the end of the first lessson. By the end of the second lesson, I could see I'd managed to get to a consistent standard, but the problem was I wasn't quite confident enough to go solo just yet. Which is annoying, because it's a question of literally maybe 2 or 3 more lessons before I solo! Still, theoretically I should be able to do that before the end of the month.

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    22 May 06 - BCUC Exams

    The sole total of exams for our first year at BCUC (excluding the PPL exams) came down to 3 exams sat over a 2-day period. They were, to put it bluntly...a bit of a joke really! I can back that up; which is good, because I suspect that my lack of studying towards them (in favour of passing the PPL exams, which I consider to be much more important I'm afraid). To expand; the first exam on Monday was for the Marketing module. I'm not going to go into my opionions on the relevance of certain modules here; that rant is further down the page..... The Marketing exam was supposed to be done online, on a system called Blackboard, in the form of a multiple-choice exam. Due to the fact that there were 85 questions, and the chance that a computer might crash, a facility was present to allow students to save their answers after every question...by clicking a small "save" button next to every question. Simple, you might think. We thought so too...until 70 students tried to do the exam at the same time. The save button worked; however the system would simply not record our answers! Some students were OK; but others could not submit answers at all for any questions except the first one! In the end a paper version was handed out.... I ended up spending 15mins actaully answering questions & 30 mins trying to get the damn technology to work...AND as we were on normal PC terminals (with net access), unsupervised or monitored, I'm fairly certain that some people Googled the answers. Bet they didn't Harvard reference those answers though.

    The other exams were slighty more academic; particularly Health & Safety. Even though I didn't actually revise for that exam (in protest against over-regulation, don't you see) I'm fairly certain I still did very well. The VIASINC exam was - how can I put it? - a pain in the ARRSE. With the exams out of the way, we went to Pizza Hut for a all-you-can-eat pizza buffet challenge. I had 14 slices, but Callum beat me with 16. Damn you! You win this time! On Wednesday we also had a cracking night out/flat party, courtesty of Simon's flat. Somehow the night ended with students breakdancing in a paddling pool that was set up in the middle of his flat. I also remember some incident involving cheesy chips, Cantonese women & a broom, but I'm not quite sure about that.

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    15 May 06 - Back To Flight Status

    Fantastic news! The CAA have sorted out my paperwork, and I am officially allowed to fly again! Moving with the lightning speed of British bureacracy, the whole issue was sorted in less than 5 weeks. I'm now booked into fly on Wednesday, after a sizable hiatus. I'm just hoping I can go solo by the end of the month, before we all go to Florida. However I think this will depend more on my line of credit (many thanks to my parents by the way, who have put up with my repeated pitches for cash with amazing patience. But they haven't got infinite pockets, as I am very mindful of. I'm certainly not taking them for granted!) than skill. The CAA have even agreed to take a look at my Class 1 appeal as well. Fan-daby-dozy.

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    10 May 06 - US Embassy & Cranfield Visit

    It was a damn early start to the day today (well 6am. Student remember!). However the early start was compensated for by considerable high spirits on the bus into London (Us...30 students on the BCUC pilot's course, here, on a bus into London, using a "Get Your Tits Out" sign to incite hilarity with passing drivers....with our reputation? Well what did they expect!?). As we arrived at the pace of an arthirtic snail into Central London, and the US Embassy, we disembarked in a rapid fashion. The coach couldn't stop in the traffic controlled area, so our lecturers got us to bail out of the vehicle assault-troop stylee, "go go go!!". We then had an unexpected celebrity moment - Lee Evans was exiting the rear of the Embassy! He even stopped to do a mini-sketchette for us. What a nice guy.

    Although the total time spent in the Embassy amounted to about 98% waiting, with the "interview" being over in less than a minute, there were two minor hitches. One was my own, and was due to my home-made photo not really being up to scratch. However this was quickly fixed by me quickly nipping out to get another one. My friend Nibi was not so lucky - he was told that due to his second name being a commom Muslim name, they would have to run additional checks, taking 3 weeks. We're flying out in 3 weeks... I wonder if they should run checks on the name "Smith" too, that's common. But on the flip side, my country didn't experience 9/11.

    The rest of the time in London was spent in Starbucks, and in also one of our number (the ginger one) trying to get a test ride in an Aston Martin DB9. We think he may well have succeeded as well! We then rolled onto Cranfield...more high spirits ensued, and a few risque conversations that may or may not have carried all the way to the lecturer-infected front part of the bus. Oo-er.

    Cranfield looked great, the campus, airfield, buildings all seemed to say "This is a top-notch uni, with none of that atmosphere of BCUC's Wellsbourne Campus. That is to say, it does not give the appearance of a secondary school that is hard-pressed to be a University, let alone a College." However the accomodation seemed well....1960s. Serviceable, but not too modern. Still, when all you're going to do is study for 8 hours a day, it was nice enough. And there was even a "diskotech" on site, as described by our tour guide. Wow, a diskotech.

    The lecture given by a senior captain from Flybe was very good, highly informative & down to earth. The lecture by the head of CCAT was also informative..but not in the same way. Apparently they had anticipated that out of our class of 37, a maximum of 24 would actually want to go onto the 2nd year of the course at Cranfield. So the fact that all of us want to, funds notwithstanding, has apparently come as a bit of a surprise to them.

    However, the esteemed training captain said no problem, we're going to send 10 of you to Bournemouth instead. Who wants to go? There then appeared to be a slight problem, when only 1 person volunteered to go to Bournemouth instead. No matter, apparently something will be worked out....

    But it didn't end there! Apparently the reason for the move was CAA regs on max class size, i.e. 24 studes.....however we were quick to point out that 37 minus 10 is....27! This came as a surprise to the CCAT bloke, who told us that we in fact numbered only 33. Good lord, I thought, we've got 4 interlopers who aren't actually on the course, they're just pretending. This turned out to be an admin cock-up in actual fact, BCUC had failed to mention to Cabair that yes, while there were 33 people doing their PPL this year....4 students on the course had started the year with a PPL and therefore were not on the list, even though they fully intended to start Year 2. Oh dear. It's worrying when the senior bloke in an organisation can't count the number of students he's gonna have on a course, and even more so when he accepts 13 more that he can legally take. Still...we were assured that something would be worked out. We'll see.

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    08 May 06 - VIASINC & The CAA

    After morning of trying to phone the CAA, with a constantly engaged line, I managed to get through to a very helpful person who said I can expect some form of news on my medical by Friday..woo! Still, that news may be something along the lines of "You ain't going nowhere airborne chum" but still, at least it'll get rid of the suspense which is killing me. Even better is the news that another helpful person, this one at Cabair, told me that the payment for training in Florida can be delayed until I'm sure I'm going, which is helpful.

    Time for a rant! Yes, it's that time of the month again - exam time - and my present personal pet pedantic dislike is VIASINC. For those of us not in the know, VIASINC is a form of world-wide ticketing system for airlines - and for some inane reason, the powers-that-be here at BCUC have decided that all the pilots must learn how to use it and pass up to 7 exams on it. All while we study for other exams & prepare essays.

    My beef is this: IT'S COMPLETELY BLOODY USELESS TO ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BE A PILOT, NOT A TICKET CLERK! Why oh why are we spending so much time learning how to use an antiquated booking system that we will, in all probabilty, nver use? Why are they teaching prospective pilots this as part of a degree? Is this seriously the best they could come up with, a piece of 1980s rubbish that has more in common with the command line computers of that era rather than the slick graphic-based stuff everyone else is using? WE'RE NEVER GOING TO USE THE CHUFFING THING AND SPENDING HOURS LEARNING WHICH SODDING KEYCODE COMBINATION TO USE IS DRIVING ME SLOWLY INSANE! (as you may have gathered from the tone of this rant)

    OK, rant over. As a side note - I was going to post a tiny apology for not posting so much, but then I realised that there probably aren't that many readers of this site (or the myspace stuff). So to the tiny readership...sorry, I've been far too busy locking horns with authorities over paperwork issues and stuff!

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    05 May 06 - Lots & Lots Of Forms

    Now that our US visit is looming, and with it our imminent visit to the US Embassy, we suddenly have a lot of paperwork to, plus about a million questions about medicals, payments, travel dates etc... Added to that the end of year exams & essay, plus my remaining 2 PPL exams...beginning to feel a little pressure here. But not much, after all I should be able to cope with the workload if I want to even attempt the ATPLs!

    Also, since I've had my medical revoked by the CAA until the paperwork gets sorted out, I'm grounded. This means that I may not be able to go to Florida on time (which will not be good) or that I will be able to go to Florida, but also not get the hours in to go solo before I do (which will not be good either, but not so bad as not going). I am really beginning to develop a healthy dislike of buearcracy.

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