One day, in the town of Spiral Mountain, Kazooie was busy laughing at Gruntilda, who was still stuck under that rock. "Don't insult me, dumb Kazooie, I said I'll be back in Banjo Tooie. For Banjo-Tooie's not out yet, and I'll get free, on that I'll bet!" Grunty cackled. Meanwhile, Banjo was having nightmares about the pirate he saw in the pictures at Mad Monster Mansion. He wakes up to find Kazooie missing and Gruntilda's rock blown up. He goes up to her lair. "Come on up and save your bird! Save a bird? How absurd!" Grunty's voice says. "You mussst fight me, our new pirate friend, and a really mad missstresss!" Klungo's voice says. "ARR! Come on, bear! ARR!" a voice says. Banjo walks up to find Dingpot. "Grunty came back, now I have to be a dumpster for the waste from her body again!" Dingpot howled. "Can I help you on your quest to get Kazooie?" "Sure," Banjo says. Suddenly, Klungo jumps in! "Hello, ssstupid bear!" He said. "Hello, Klungo," both Banjo and Dingpot said. Banjo hops into Dingpot, and Banjo soon flew out, with wings. Banjo soon (Beak) Bombed into Klungo's eye. Soon, Klungo disappears. Then the pirate. The pirate from pictures in Mad Monster Mansion. "HA! I'm here! ARR!" He said. A Jinjo came up from nowhere and hit him. Then, the Jinjonator came. He hit the pirate, sending him to the stars. "I am back, stupid bear, come and fight me if you dare!" Grunty said. This time, Banjo, Dingpot, and the Jinjonator, all hit her, sending her far away. "I'll be back in the next game, man this game was really lame! But next time I will surely beat you, and the crowd will be yelling 'Boo!'" Grunty said as she flew. Kazooie soon came back and she learned not to be so rude... Maybe.

THE END