Planet Nintendo

Part IV,

Where this starts to get weird.

Locke: I’m back! ULTIMA!!!

Link: Locke don’t!

Everyone gets prepared for the deadly impact of pure magic, strong enought to cause real damage.

All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTwwwasssssssssss...

Another gigantic burst of magic counters the attack, neutralizing it.

Locke: Had the fighting finished?

Robo: I know that attack.

Kirby: Who did it?

00¥ : I did. (¥ = Infinity Symbol)

Link: And who might you be?

00¥ : The name is Trigger. Chrono Trigger.

Locke: Luminaire... I got to learn that spell!

Marleypenny: Crono, your job’s over. Why don’t we take a vacation on the Virgin Islands?

00¥ : You’re right Marle. And remember guys, tomorrow never dies, we know it because we’ve been on it.

They leave while Dixie slowly leaves crying. Suddenly, rain falls through one of the holes of the roof. The water stacks up to form Diddy!

Diddy: Whew, what happened? Hey, Dixie!

Dixie: (Freezes into place, facing away from Diddy) Go away.

Diddy: (Can’t figure out what’s happening) What’s wrong Dixie? (Walks towards her)

Dixie: DON’T DARE TO GET ANY CLOSER!!!

Diddy: But Dixie, aren’t we...? (Turns her) EEEEEEKKKKKKK! What happened to you Dixie????

Dixie: (Bursts out crying) WAAAAAAA! Now you won’t be my boyfriend! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POP! (One of her lungs exploded)

Link is pretty much ashmed

Diddy: But Dixie, I’ll love you no matter what do you like.

Dixie: Seriously Diddy? (In light sparks she becomes a monkey princess)

Some little fairy from The Legend of Zelda: Oh! Their love broke the spell!

Magus: Great. What are they going to do now? Kiss?

Diddy and Dixie kiss.

Magus: (Covers his eyes with one hand.) Gross...

Diddy and Dixie jump on a flying carpet and fly out through the broken stained-glass window into the sky.

END

Genius Monkey: AJIrejn@!@$e1 (That’s what you get when you place together all the different things the genius says at the end of the different versions of Aladdin. They have nothing to do one with the other!)

Link: This is getting strange. We may make this place a sanct...

Paula (from EarthBound): LINK DON’T!!!

Link: ...uary. Not what?

Seven shining spots that look like they had been cut out of a cardboard come through everyone one of the holes, sealing them. The spots line in the platform to reveal seven grueling monsters.

Keepers: This is the eight "Your Sanctuary." But it’s ours now. Take it back, if you can.

Tada dada dada dam! A black light expands in a star shape.

Keepers: Now we’re together! You won’t defeat us easily! PSI Barrier y ! Now we’re a lot more stronger! PSI Psychic Hallation q ! Hahaha, now each of you can use his or her attacks only once!

Locke: Then I will take you out in one attack! Meteo!!!

An impressive hell of fire falls over the Keepers. They finish out fresh as a flower.

Keepers: Hehehe! We forgot to say you can’t damage us all with the same attack.

Jeff: Just great. Multi Bottle Rocket!

Poo: PSI Starstorm W !

Ness: PSI Alicia Silverstone W !

Paula: (Smacks Ness on the head with her frying pan) PSI Thunder g !

Titanic Ant, Mondo Mole, Trillionage Sprout and Shroom! are defeated.

Paula: YES!

Jeff: Now we are out of action. Other characters must attack.

Setzer: Ice 3!!!

Zelda: Bombos Medallion!

Luigi: (In a kart) Spiked Shell!

The remaining monsters are undamaged.

Keepers: You worthless fools! You aren’t even in our game, thus your attacks aren’t designed to damage us. You would need a supreme universal attack to defeat each one of us.

Link: We can only do the Conjuntion N attack.

Diddy: (Enters by the backstage door) But it would only work once.

Robo: Is the only logical path of action we can take.

Kirby: All right! Turbo N Position! Mario, Diddy, Robo, Link, Kirby!

Carbon Dog: WHAT? This will require harder defenses. Transformation ã ! (Turns into Diamond Dog)

Mario: 5...4...3...2...1...NOW! Conjuntion N Attack!

Mario: Triple Jump!

Diddy: Barrel Throw!

Robo: Shock!

Link: Master Sword!

Kirby: Stone!

The Conjuntion N attack!!!

Diamond Dog: AAAAARRGGHHHH!!!!!

Diamond Dog is shattered in thousands of diamonds.

Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house (FFIII) : 45000 GP for all of them!

Mario: We’ve got to try to take the other two out. Turbo N Position! Conjuntion N Attack NOW! Triple Jump!

A strange light comes from the keepers and sends Mario to the ground.

Electro Specter: Our physic hallation already knows the patters of all of your attacks, so it can disable them. You’re through!!!

The Plague Rat of Doom edges closer to (guess who) Princess Toadstool.

Toadstool: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Plague Rat of Doom: Me gonna eat you!

No one can do anything. The rat opens its grossy mouth to eat her...

James McCloud: Never give up. Trust your instincs.

Fox McCloud: Father?

James McCloud: Follow me, Fox... better not. (disappears through a door)

Plague Rat of Doom: Don’t forget about me! (Jumps towards the Princess)

Suddenly the Plague Rat of Doom splats in a grossy blue substance leaving icky splots of goo in the floor.

Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house (FFIII) : 54000 GP for all of them!

Will Smith enters the room completely dressed in a black elegant suit and wearing black glasses. He fires a tiny weapon and a huge fire ball shoots blasting Electro Specter into hundreds of worthless metal pieces.

Annoying girl from Jidoor’s auction house (FFIII) : 64000 GP for all of them!

Man In Black (Will Smith): (After being slammed into the back wall by the recoil) Gotcha worthless alien!

Slippy: Hey! What’s the big idea?

Terra: Wait a minute! How come this guy got here to the Nintendo Planet???

MIB: (Stops dumbfounded for a second) I can explain it easily. (Takes out a small white elongated object) Would you all please look at this little thing?

Locke: (Stares at the object like everyone else) Yes, tell us...

FLASH!!!

Part IV,

Where this starts to get weird.

Locke: I’m back! ULTIMA!!!

Link: Locke don’t!

Everyone gets prepared for the deadly impact of pure magic, strong enought to cause real damage.

All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTwwwasssssssssss...

Another gigantic burst of magic counters the attack, neutralizing it.

...Hmmm... didn’t we do this earlier?... Nah... well, let’s keep going...

Continued on Part V, in which I have no idea of what to do

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