In church a few weeks ago, a lady went up for prayer. So, of course, a bunch
of people went up to lay hands on her, and you could hear alot of them
praying in tongues. The little girl next to me was listening to them and
suddenly goes "Are they speaking French?"
~Hollie
This morning when Dad was looking at some new
tools he had gotten for a project he is going to do,
Morgan (4) picked up a tool and asked Dad what it
was. Dad replied, “It is a drywall saw.” Morgan is not
one who asks a question and then drops the
subject, so he asks, “Is it for drywall or wet wall?”
--From Carly K.
Well, when I was working in the church nursery last
month, I overheard an argument between two
toddlers, both boys. They were playing house and
one bragged, "I'm a man of God!". The other
retorted, "Well, I'm a WOMAN of God!"
--Angelina, CA
My mom was helping out at a daycare/preschool
the day they brought in a cow heart for the kids to
look at it. While looking it over, one little girl asks
"Where's Jesus?"
--Hollie, MO
We were telling my brother that he is a quarter
Swede, and he goes, "Does that mean our grandpa
is a dollar Swede?"
--Holly Mae, via e-mail
Isaiah, 5, was standing next to a sharp corner,
where his head was at perfect height to getting
hurt. Dad (being a doctor and the protective
father he was), told him to step away from the
corner. He mentioned that he would hate to sew
up Isaiah's head, and I was sitting there, so he said
"One time I had to sew Bess' head up." After a few
minutes of deep thought, Isaiah asked "With a
sewer machine?"
--Bess, via e-mail
My Dad and little sister were playing Rummy and
she told him to out his card in the "discharge pile".
--Meredith, via e-mail
I was mixing up buttermilk frosting for a
birthday cake with our hand mixer. Hunter,
6, wanted a bite and asked: “Can I have
one of those propellers to lick?” He meant
the little wire whisks of course!
--From Carly
There was once a little girl who had always been told "it's too much" after using ketchup. For a long time, she would always go, when looking for ketchup, to the refrigerator asking for "Too Much".
My little brother was sent upstairs to find the "Heavy Whipping Cream". Upon returning with the carton, he said "This is light, this isn't heavy!"
I was at a camp this summer, and there was a bear that kept eating our food, finally, a guy that lived up the mountain decided to bring his rifle down so that we could shoot it into the air, and try and scare him away. Anyway, each of us took turns learning how to handle, and then fire the gun. When it was finally this little girl named Rebecca's turn, she took the gun points it at the trees and says "Ok, now where's the bear?" It was so cute.
~r l
My brother, Morgan, 3, was sick a few days ago. Mom said something about his watery eyes (due to his cold) so Morgan replied, "No, Mom. They're just shining."
~Carly
From a reader's church newsletter:
"...We have had two parties so far. A get-acquainted party and in October we had a hot god roast. I think all had a great time."
~anonymous (guess why!)