1. Go clubin'

2. Don't be a Jackass

3. Use pickup lines like, 'Want to see me turn a snack into a stick?' or 'Baby, I'm gonna get a telescope so I can scope out Uranis'. You know, use some funky walkin' dirty talkin'

4. Do as Vegeta does, and threaten to kill her if she won't be your girl friend

5. Resite some bogus poetry you stole from a mestup hobo

6. Don't flash her, or moon her(that's not good)

7. Act like a gentalman, not a drug crazed alien commie spy.

8. Make sure you smell fresh, not like a nasty, deasesed goat

9. If she turns you down, go for another one

10. If you meet a girl you like, dont tell her you smoke weed

11. If she finds out you smoke weed and wants a explanation, say,"I don't do drugs, just weed." or "It's... Uh... not mine."

12. Don't let the women wip you, you wip her

13. If your friends, with girls, say that you'll find someone... there lieing, of coures you won't

14. Tell her you have a high sperm count

15. But most importantly, if none of these work... get a hooker. Duh!

16. Remember to pick your hookers carefully, whenever going to a city make sure to carry 200 extra dollars ,this will buy you two hookers. -By: Furture Trunks

Now if your married, here some stuff you should say on certain occasions:

1. If you show up late for a party, or your wifes birthday and she asks you were you were, say "partying". Now she will ask something like 'what kinda party' or 'you jackass'. What you should say is, "I'm hurt, you forgot about the anniversry of my hole-in-one." (this may also work with a girlfriend)

2.If you and yours get into a fight, just have sex.

---ZLoveDoctor has enjoyed our time together, come back soon for more advice.