What are the positive things about women ?

They can make your sex-life more interesting compared with masturbating. They can bear your child if you need one. They can keep you company in your old age (if you don't want to be caught in bed with a man when you're 90 years old). That's about it....

Why you should avoid women like the plague.

Throughout your life you will hear a lot of jokes about marriage and women that put women down. They are all true.

When you are young and in your sexual prime, you might find that young women are available and willing. This will cloud your judgement for the rest of your life. This is a pity. What makes life a lot easier at the age of testosterone overload is that young women, like you, have very few expectations, and are as hormonally driven as you, so obviously, are. At this point of your life you will get your sex for free. Or as close to free as you’ll see for the rest of your life.

Then the rot sets in. Women stop thinking. They have it good while they are developing faster than the guys in their teen years. Physically, emotionally and intellectually, they always seem to be one step ahead. One cannot blame them for feeling a little superior to the mere boys they are forced to be around. This inevitably leads to complacency in women.  They get a bit slack and lose their edge. As women enter their twenties they are used to trading on their looks and taking advantage of the fact that men want to get into their pants. But while they are resting on their laurels the guys are getting smarter.

Well, not necessarily smarter. Guys are perhaps getting a little craftier. Men start learning those things that make the world go around. Like science and money and killing other living things. This is why you find that women are spectacular non-achievers in the hard sciences. All the sciences require disciplined and logical forms of thinking. Men invented Logic as secret language to exclude women from their club. 

Women hurt themselves by reading too many glossy women’s magazines. Anyone who knows the magazine industry will vouch that magazines make money from the adverts they display. The retail revenues of a magazine are nothing compared to the advertising revenues. In fact, they could give these magazines away and still be in profit. This reliance on advertising means that the editorial content cannot contradict the advertising content. Invariably one finds that the content of the magazine mirrors the aesthetics of the clothing/perfume/makeup/shampoos that are in the advertisements. Journalists choose and twist stories to suite the ambience of the magazine. 

But women believe what they read. And women look to these magazines for Moral/Sexual/Marital/Aesthetic/Business guidance. Western culture was founded on the 10 Commandments. This served us well and acted as social glue to stop us from sliding into anarchic degeneracy and decadence. (Most great societies and religions are founded on very similar principles.) But because of their befuddlement women now believe that there are 11 more commandments on how to have a meaningful relationship with a vibrator, 23 commandments on how to entrap a married man and 50 commandments on how to have a successful career without feeling guilty about abandoning one’s spouse/children/pets.

So how does affect you ? You will find that women want Things. They will want Things that only the rich and famous can afford. This will turn your life into a living hell. It doesn’t matter how often and sincerely she tells you that she loves you for yourself. It’s a lie. Sooner or later you will be staring at the prospect of buying something that you can’t afford just because she wants it and you will want to make her happy. 

What makes this all the more difficult to bear is the fact that her "career" entails working as a receptionist on minimum wage and she’s just pushed you into a higher tax-bracket and you’re taking home less money less than you were before. It even makes matters worse if she gets a higher paying job than you. What will happen then is that she’ll look down on you and start making jokes about the size of your dick. More importantly, your children will go into day-care and you’ll find your life determined by the times that you have to fetch and carry your children who are now firmly on the path to feeling abandoned and unloved and will soon find solace in buying mind-altering substances from the Crossing-Guard. Your wife will be excused from these menial tasks because she is now Important and will be Working Late. This is a euphemism for staying late to stalk the office messenger who is too dumb to lay sexual harassment charges against your wife who is now known as "That Bitch" because she confuses strength of character with being bossy and now is an arsehole who stands a good chance of derailing the company she works for. How did she get here ? She believed what she read in the magazines about what she Deserves to be getting out of life. It is her Right.

Everyone is born bone-idle. Men work out of necessity. Only women will work because some other fool told her that she Deserves to be Free. The joke’s on them.

Then we have the more serious syndrome. The Nesting Instinct. All women deny that they are biologically driven to procreate and will swear on a stack of Cosmopolitan magazines that they love you for yourself. This is a lie. At best it is self-deception. No women will marry a guy financially worse-off or physically weaker than her. At some time or other a woman will be out there looking for the Best Provider. This is a really easy formula to remember and it’s all dependent on the woman’s level of education and expectations. If she comes from a deprived background and the only male role-model is her father then she will aspire to the Alpha Male amongst the Bikers. He will look like Arnold Schwarzenegger on steroids and be called Bubba. This means that you don’t stand a chance unless you challenge him to a duel to the death by beer-drinking, arm-wrestling and playing chicken with the Harley you can’t afford. Worse is to follow if you actually beat the guy because you will then have to be the new Leader of the Pack and have to perform demented initiation rituals at midnight involving goats and KY Jelly.

If she comes from a more middle-class background and her mother ritually bought all the magazines but became bitter and twisted because her generation predated silicone and liposuction then she will see the Alpha Male as being the guy who can Bring Home the Bacon and looks a bit like Kevin Costner. I know that you’re already better looking than my buddy Kevin but, in all seriousness, do you think that you qualify as a Provider ? let’s see….you would need the latest model middle-income company car, a house that is paid for, a few pension funds and investments in some blue-chip stocks, a fully equipped kitchen, a pool and a jacuzzi, a great Entertainment Centre with a large-screen TV, a queen-sized bed and bathroom en suite, a separate children’s bedroom that will stay empty because she will get sidetracked by her "career" and enough money so that she can be seen at the local Gym. It goes without saying that you would have to have stayed a celibate bachelor way into your forties if you wanted to cater to the middle-class aspirations of the "girl-next-door". Seeing as how you’ve just got a job at McDonalds I think you might have to wait until you’re 50.

If she comes from a rich family she would be a snob and not hang out with you in any case. After all, she appears in the society pages of these magazines and you don’t own a good tux.

Women will confuse you sexually. It takes a lot of hard work training a woman to be your sexual partner. And the older one gets the more important the details become. Men make the great mistake of falling in love. Whereas a woman is mercenary and wants to know a guy’s credentials a man will fall in love with a milk-bottle because it has a hole in it. This is good. Guys concentrate on the sex better than women do. While you’re getting your rocks off with a woman she is already scheming of how she’s going to change you into a corporate achiever so that she can be better provided for. If you’re a no-hoper then she’s thinking about the guy she met at the gym that drives a 4x4 and looks like he stepped out of "Days of Our Lives". To cut a long story short she will not achieve orgasm because she is distracted. This will spin you right out and you’ll start watching more sport on TV because then you will at least see reliable touchdowns and home runs.

Getting back to the details of sex. Women are sexually lazy because they know that if they turn the light off the guy is going to come sooner or later. She just has to be present as a warm body. This requires no effort on her part to really participate or make an effort to lose weight. So women like the light turned off. Guys like the light on. This allows for all the senses to be filled and reminds him of his previous incarnation as a young lion hunting down an antelope in broad daylight.

You have to get a woman young. It’s the only way around the problem. (rich, fat, old bastards all know this.) While they’re starry-eyed you can still make an impression on their embryonic sexuality before they realise that you’re bastard skinflint with no intentions of giving away the family fortune. The longest you can maintain this illusion is about 3 years. After that it is going to be downhill all the way.

Also, never fall for the adage that "older women make the best lovers" or "life begins at 40". This mis-information is dished out by the aging editors of glossy magazines who have been ditched by their partners. The facts are this. A woman at that advanced age has been with a guy for quite a long time. They've become set in their ways and have stopped learning. Because they have now mastered their one trick they think they know it all. But they're a one-trick pony for one specific guy. Nice for the guy but hell on the guys that follow.  The learning process only took them 20 years for heaven's sake. They stop learning because the sex is not, and was never, important. They want Things. And, heaven knows, a pursuit of things is never-ending. You will never earn enough to make a woman feel secure by surrounding her with material possessions. The reason she is like this is because she doesn’t really love you. You are Not Enough.

On the other hand. If a woman has a real bad self-image then she will make an effort. There’s an old black-African adage that a "one-eyed woman makes the best wife." This is correct. She’s scared she will never find another lover and you’re secure in the knowledge that your buddies aren’t all trying to get into her pants. So how the hell do you find someone worse off than yourself ? Seeing as how you’re all pimply and have no money. I can’t help you there but the basic principle is that you have to lower your expectations when finding a mate. Pamela Anderson is Out of Your League. But don’t worry about it. She is probably a bad lover. All good-looking women are. They don’t need to try. So they don’t.

You’re in real shit if she gets her act together though. As soon as your woman earns a bit of money her self-esteem will improve and you will be yesterday’s news. The same applies if she loses 30kg at the gym. Any way you slice this apple you will be stuffed in the long run. Women don’t usually stay insecure and starry-eyed forever. Which is a bugger if you’ve fallen in love with her.

There is an exception to the above rule. If a woman is older and has had a few really hard-knocks in life and is humbled by the experience then she will learn the value of a Good Guy. These women are like gems and should be sought after by all men with their heads screwed on straight. The problem here is that if the woman has taken these hard-knocks then the odds are that she is going to be financially broke as well. You’ve guessed it. She works behind the counter of the local bar and is about to lapse into terminal cynicism after dating, and being ditched by, all her clients/bastards in search of that one Good Guy. She forgot the Golden Rule of dating. "If he is single and in a pub it means he Has No Life".

Your sexual confusion will really reach monumental proportions when you date a whole bunch of women who have had previous lovers. Sexual style is determined by one’s sexual history. This is a blessing and a curse. The curse element occurs when a woman forgets that she is meant to be there for her own pleasure too. (You just have to be suspicious of woman who is willing to please but gets no pleasure herself.) Worse still is if she is so jaded that she budgets every month for Eveready batteries. Hell, sex is not quantum physics. People have been doing it for millions of years. If it ain’t simple then it’s dysfunctional. You are not a psychiatrist. If she wants you to dress like an Israeli soldier I would suspect that you’re out of your depth.

Love. It exists. But don’t get your hopes up. Real love entails understanding, wisdom, forgiveness, acceptance, caring, etc. etc…..in other words ; Mother Teresa. By the time any human being reaches that state of being where they are fully able to love they are 110 years old. You’ll have to settle for something less. What you’re likely to land up with is Insecurity, Vanity, Greed, Selfishness and Stupidity. This is par for the course for women in their formative years. (women start maturing at 75).

The only person who ever loved you was your mother. You are doomed to spending your life looking for someone willing to put up with your shit. So stop trying.