Yes, things were really getting out of hand on this page... The insanity! So I decided to separate the pages. What are you looking for?:

|*The Simpsons*| |*Red Dwarf*|

All the other misc stuff is still here as well and can be found below, "Due South", "General Hospital/Soap operas" and so forth... Enjoy!


~*~ Due South Quotes ~*~

Benton: "In Canada, we have more than a passing familiarity with confusion. We're comprised of 10 provinces and 2 territories (now 3) communicating across 6 time zones in 2 official languages. The English don't understand the French, the French don't understand the English, and the Inuit quite frankly couldn't give a damn about either of them. Added to the equation is the Assembly of First Nations with a total of 633 seperate Indian bands, speaking 180 sub-dialects among their 50 linguistic groups; and as if that weren't enough there are some fishermen on the East coast with a remarkably whimsical accent."

Ray (In the closet with Bennie): "I'm stuck in a dark closet with a Mountie and a deaf wolf who keeps licking me.... That was the wolf, wasn't it?"

Ray: "Oh come on Fraser, don't give me that big-eyed Mountie look..."

Benton: "You're not going to shoot either."
Bad Guy: "Cause I'm not a killer?"
Benton: "No, I think you are an evil psychopath. But if you try, Detective Vecchio will blow your brains off."
Ray: "Out."
Benton: "Out. I'm sorry, I stand corrected. He will blow your brains out."


~*~ Song Quotes ~*~ Aren't songs cool... hee hee...

"What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money. And his daddy's gone, somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lock down, I aint got a job now. So for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life..."
-City High

"It's not so bad... you're only the best I ever had and you don't want me back. Well, you're only the best I ever had..."
-Vertical Horizon

“I don’t know why I’ve been so blessed to love someone like you. I don’t know why but I must confess- I only know I do…”
-Adam Gregory

"Can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken- your best friends always sticking up for you, even when they know you're wrong...?"
-Train

"I never wanna be your girlfriend, the one that you forget to mention.
The fellas they get all the attention.
You can hang with the boys until... baby disregard the way I feel.
I never wanna be your girlfriend"
-Namie Amuro

"A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle when you're trying to throw your arms around the world"
-U2

"True, if I was you I'd hate me too."
-Lil Kim

"... If you savin it for marriage, let's keep it real mama you savin it for karats..."
-Jay Z


Can you figure out where these are from...? You win a PRIZE
(*Note: There really is no prize) These are quotes that don't really have a place, we just thought they sounded cool..

"When I was a child, I spoke as a child, walked as a child, and fought as a child. But when I became a man I dragged that child out back and had him shot."
-News Radio

“Why do people always talk about love like it’s a good thing? Really it’s like a rat- a rat that gnaws at your guts.”
-The Associates

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
-Anonymous

“No one is entirely useless. Even the worst of us can serve as horrible examples.”
-Anonymous

Apples: “Do you believe that somethings were just meant to be?”
Kreed: “You mean like- our destinies are pre-ordained?”
Apples: “Yeah… that maybe the only reason we were born is so that one day there could be- us?”
-Murder Of 6


Here are some Soap Opera quotes that struck us as cute and kookie!

(Todd, psychopath and convicted rapist plays
his own fun version of the “Word Association” game)
Dr. Cummings: “Mother”
Todd: “Dead.”
Dr. Cummings: “Stop.”
Todd: ”Stop – Go. Stop – Light… Stop – get off of me.”

Emily: “The tree spoke to Reginald?”
Chloe: “What did it say?”
Emily: “It said it belonged to Grandmother.”
Grandfather: “I just think we should get rid of it!”
Emily: “Shhhh! It’ll hear you!”

Chloe: “It’s a tree! For decoration!”
Stefan: “Thank you for the explanation.”

Luke: "How dare you have this instrument of torture here in your office!"
Mr. Addison: "It's a chair."

Chloe: "Stefan was a great companion."
Edward: "Oh, sure, compared to a seagull or a lizard, I suppose."

Stefan to Helena: "Hello, mother... That's right, your puny, insignificant son is back from the dead."

Stefan to Asst.: "Think of the shockwave I'll create in that provincial town when I return from the grave."

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