Ok... well obviously we admit this isn't our original idea- there are some very funny lists like this one out there ^.^ Here we've compiled a list of things we're sure our fave Marvel heroes would NEVER EVER be caught deaaaaaaaad saying...
Siryn: "Of course you can come to the annual X-Men Bar-B-Q Wade, Don't forget to bring some wine for Domino."
Siryn: "Wade, how 'bout we go out for shooters? My treat."
Siryn: "James, can't we be more than just friends!?!?"
Siryn: "I'm sorry Wade, but I'm leaving you for Taskmaster."
Deadpool: "Mercenary, shmercenary. Miming's where it's really at."
Deadpool: "People please! Violence is not the answer!"
Siryn: "James! You have a crush on me!? I never noticed!"
Deadpool: "Why yes, I am Thom Cruz."
Banschee: "Why don't you two crazy kids just run off and get married!"
Cable: "Of course you can invite Deadpool over anytime Terry. He's always welcome."
Banshee: "Naw, of course it doesn't bother me that he's older than I am Terry. As long as you're happy."
Deadpool: "Everyone quiet please! I'm trying to think."