First of all, we’d just like to state that we respect everyone’s opinion to like and dislike whomever they want. We don’t mean to upset or offend anyone who may be a fan of these characters- so don’t read on if you don’t wanna find your favourite character here. We won’t take it personally, and besides we’re sure there are people out there who probably don’t like our faves either… Oh well… but if you’re interested, read on!
* From Generation X!
Monet St Croix:
First of all, Monet is a boyfriend stealing whore. While in Boston she put the moves on Ev, knowing full well he was Jubes man (Kinda…) That’s not really our main complaint though, in general she’s snobby, bitchy and downright mean. She has a total attitude problem! But her WORST sin ever, was making fun of Wolverine and Jubilee’s relationship. Now THAT was UNFORGIVABLE! We really really really really do NOT like her, at all! Why couldn’t she have died with EV!?!?
Everett Tomas:
He was allllllllllll into Jubilee and wanted to shack up with her in a cute little Camp, and then what happened? He has his head turned (very easily) by Monet and her whorish ways. At the beginning, in the Phalanx Covenant, he was REALLY cool! As a street tough gangsta guy- but then he got all boring. He had NO personality with no backbone. (*We think he prolly gave up on Jubes because he knew he could never compete with Wolvy- but still on principle anyone who prefers Monet to Jubilee is EVIL…) PS: We are glad he’s dead, he blowed up real good!
* From Deadpool!
Anastasia:
OK- we have no valid reason for hating her- but we do, passionately! Only because well, she’s not TERESA! Wade has no business thinking about her so much! We realize he’s getting old and may want to settle down- but that should be with TERESA! Plus, Anastasia dresses skanky (Funny how this never bugs me unless it’s a character I don’t like :P) Otherwise… she seems like a very nice girl… we hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Hmm, we just found out recently that she IS NOTTTTT a very nice girl! We hate her even more now- what did Wade see in her!?!?)
* From X-Men!
Kitty Pryde:
There’s so much… so many reasons why we hate her guts that it would be impossible to name them all. First of all she’s sooooooooooooo annoying! Pretentious, bitchy, smug, self-righteous, etc… we could go on and on… On the bright side though she has an ugly butch haircut that does nothing for her, hee hee… (We really shouldn’t have so much hatred for an inanimate character, but well- we do… it’s wrong we know!) We wish she would disappear into space- oh wait, she has! BWAHAHAHA! And never come back… here are some funny Kitty bashing quotes!:
Kitty: "I'm impressed... you tagged her without severing her spinal cord, in spite of your rep."
Marrow: "Funny. Funnier if you spit it out through broken teeth... but that'll have to wait..."
Jubilee (After Paige suggests they need Kitty Pryde to help them break the code): “The only thing Kitty Pryde breaks are diets and lawn furniture.”
-Generation X #64
