Welcome to The Glas Menagerie!

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two Paths Diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the road less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

My name is Timothy Glas, and I currently live in Alexandria, Virginia, just outside of Washington, DC. This page will be of absolutely no help but to those within the small circle of my acquaintences, and very possibly a "come look at my vacation pictures" kind of bore to them. But they will humor me, which is why they are within that small circle. Welcome into my warped little mind. Come inside. Wipe your shoes at the door, never mind the clutter, and make yourself at home. Please do send me feedback or ideas so that I can continue to upgrade and otherwise improve this page. Thanks!

EXPLANATION OF TERMS
Allow me to explain the icons as they appear above, from left to right.

HATS: Here I have a page of all of the "hats" I've worn so far, or am wearing still. Everything from a Citadel Cadet to a Park Ranger to a Teacher to a Bartender.

HOOLIGANS: My Nephews. They range in age from 2 to 7, and they are as crazy as their uncle (not to mention the rest of the extended relations...) Included are links to other pages devoted to them on the web! They're gonna be ladykillers, I know it!

HOME: Just as it sounds, this is a link to this exact home page; if, while following that road less travelled you lose your way, click on this to come back! I'm also in the process of building a home site (maybe "HOUSE") for my browser that will include all of the pedestrian links to News, Information, etc. so I can rid myself of the ISP's home page.

HOUND: Images and updates on my crazy canine, Eve. She is the woman in my life, named after the mother of all races because she is most definately the product of all breeds. :8^ )

HOBBIES: The many and various things I'm doing to fill up my time around here. Everything from Kayaking to the newest (obviously)...Web Publishing. I'm going to try my hand at helping out the Theodore Roosevelt Association with their web presence, along with a good friend of mine (and cyber guru) Jim Wiedman.

HOODLUMS: My companions and cohorts in crime, these are friends of mine who are on the Web with their own web sites!

HANGOUTS: The requisite "LINKS" page to be found on every site; I tried to locate a few of the more interesting (in the freakishly bizzare and potentially disturbing sense) places I've found on the web, as well as some REALLY good resources!

"If you don't wite me I will be vewy vewy angwy!"