How to interpret employment ads . . .
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"Competitive Salary"
We remain competitive by paying less
than our competitors.
- "Join Our Fast Paced Company"
We have no time to train
you.
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"Casual Work Atmosphere"
We don't pay enough to expect
that you will dress up.
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"Must be Deadline Oriented"
You will be six months behind
schedule on your first day.
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"Some Overtime Required"
Some time each night, some time
each weekend.
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"Duties will Vary"
Anyone in the office can boss you
around.
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"Must have an Eye for Detail"
We have no quality control.
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"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience"
You
will need to replace three people who just left.
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"Problem Solving Skills a Must"
You are walking into a
company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone
out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
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"Requires Team Leadership Skills"
You will have the
responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
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"Good Communication Skills"
Management communicates
poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.