COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM
1. Describe your problem:

__________________________________________________________



      2. Now, describe your problem accurately:


      ___________________________________________________________


      ___________________________________________________________





      3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:


      _____________________________________________________________


      _____________________________________________________________





      4. Problem Severity:

       A. Minor__

       B. Minor__

       C. Minor__

       D. Trivial__





      5. Nature of the problem:

       A. Locked Up__

       B. Frozen__

       C. Hung__

       D. Shot__





      6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__





      7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__





      8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__





      9. Have you made it worse? Yes__





      10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__





      11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__





      12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__





      13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__





      14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?


      _____________________________________________________________





      15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?




      ______________________________________________







      16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the
      problem occurred?


      _____________________________________________________________





      17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.



____________________________________________________________






      18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__





      19. How does this problem make you feel?


      _____________________________________________________________





      20. Tell me about your childhood.


      ______________________________________________________________





      21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__
No__





      22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__










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