My Faves & Top 5s

Things (miscellaneous): *flowers*, marine fishies, girlie things, chocolate, stickers, tea,
Color: blue or maybe its red now
Movie to hate: Titanic
Music to hate: Puffy, among plenty others
Perfume: Sung by Alfred Sung, givenchy amirage
Comic strip: The Boondocks
Magazine: Details
Car: Hehehe! Well... passat
Make up: Chanel, Loreal
Food: Thai
Place: dat really nice area jus' before Sandy Beach
TV show: Dharma & Gregg(this link will take you to the dharma website)& popular
Actress: Audrey Hepburn...Anjelina Jolie, c zeta jones
comedian: Janeane Garofalo

Guys, they'll never work.*sigh* But they're still pretty funny! *giggling*

"Baby, I want you to know how I really feel, so use both hands!"
"Girl, I'd walk three miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners!"
(Excuse me, do you have the time?) "Do you have the energy?"
"The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to make love to you on the floor."
"Hey baby, want to see something swell?"

Yo mom's like a turtle; once she's on her back she's fucced.
Yo mom's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo mom's so fat she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mom's such a slut, I coul've been yo dad but tha dog beat me upstairs.
Yo mom looked at the umbilical cord when you were born and said, "Look- it comes with cable!"

Yeah, yeah- I know, it needs updating.

Lyrics for the following hopefully coming soon. If you can get any of them, I would be ecstatic if you e-mailed me them.