2. Tied for second place are:
Kevin Sorbo - a.k.a. Hercules, wouldn't you just love, to get your fingers caught in those woven leather pants! This is one man I could lick all night. A totally tasty dish of he-man steak. I'm gonna need a freakin beach towel to stay dry.
Kevin cut his hair and stars in a Sci-Fi crap show and Hercules is only seen on re-runs. Normally that would boot him off the list but, He left the show due to health reasons so Athena is forgiving the buzz cut and poor show choice. She's choose to cast him is her fantasys as Herc.
Julian McMahon - He's hot and Athena's says he can tuck anything he wants. Usually plays a sweet guy with a naughty side. He's an Aussie, very lickable, tasty meat forget the B.B.Q. saucy!
4. Jean-Claude Van Damm- Lip lickin', heavy breathin' good! A night with him would probably straighten out my back. He always wears those loose pants and gives you a look at the full shwang! His HARD body, makes ya wanna bounce quarters off his ass, till your broke.
5.Nicolas Cage - WOW ever since I saw him in Valley Girl years ago I have loved him in movies. He is red hot eye candy and worth every lick!
6. Mel Gibson - totally hot esp. in braveheart and in real life a devoted father(bonus points!!). Definately tire out your tongue on this one.
7. Bruce Willis - Excellent beefcake, emits testoterone osmotically. The singing thing is sort of a turn off but on screen he is electric! Athena would sure like to get tongue-tied with Bruce.
8.Michael Keaton - This man gets more lickable the older he gets. I have watched multiplicity (well I am embarassed to say) just to see the scene where the #2 Michael dances with his shirt off, thrusting hips, and hard rippling chest!! I taste something very sweet.
9.Ed Harris - oh yes! He definately is loaded with lickness. His eyes mezmerize you and his manly presence fuel your feminineness to flow like a raging river. Athena wants to ride his canoe.
10. Brad Pitt - I hate to go with popular opinion but I this one I have to. The scene in Thelma and Louise deserves a 3 lick rating alone! But, overall he just doesn't have tongue appeal to rate any higher than 2 licks.
Still hungry? Haven't had enough beefcake? Sink your teeth into these:
Silver Foxes
Over 50 but still worth a taste or two!
or
Solid Golden
Gone but still on Athena's menu.