This site contains my thoughts, if you can call 'em that. It's basically my diary, which
I've been writing since I've had a computer, about four years. I also have
another website that contains nekkid pics of me and my boyfriends, but
to see that, you'll have to send me US$5 to the address below to get my
private URL. If you send me the money, you'll get to see all of
my beautiful ass, cock, body and face in various positions, including:
on my bed playing with myself, on the balcony of my luxury condo playing
with myself, and in the shower, shaving my pubes and playing with myself!
You can also send me any gifts or other offerings you want to make
to me to this address, but don't expect a reply. Hey, I may be mature beyond
my years, but that doesn't make me a considerate person :-) And it sure
doesn't mean I actually give a shit about anyone else but me!!!
And don't go thinkin that just cause I send you an e-mail, that I actually wanna talk to you.
Trust me, to know me is to hate me :-)
Now I'm talking about my FAVORITE subject: ME!!! Let's see... I'm the cutest, most well-hung guy in Canada. I was born on Feb. 17, 1982, (which will soon be a national holiday in Canada or at least should be!) I live in a million-dollar luxury condo outside Montreal, Quebec, Canada (that's a million dollars Canadian which, if you live in the States, is about $36.73) that my asshole parents let me have cause they're always too busy working in Ottawa to keep me fed and clothed in the manner to which I've become accustomed to stay here. I use my condo to "entertain" all sorts of boys, as long as they're cute and hung, like me. We do all sorts of things together, like take showers, fuck in my asshole parents' hot tub, fuck in my asshole parents' bed, fuck in front of the fireplace, etc., etc. Sometimes I do these things with one of my boyfriends, too. The only difference is I kick out those other guys after one night cause they start boring me after that.
I drive a 1997 Dodge Viper convertible that my asshole parents bought me as a graduation gift.
My life SUCKS!!! My parents are assholes! How do they expect me to live on only their platinum American Express card?
Anyways, about me...
I lived a pretty normal life, getting sent to a boarding school when I was five cause my parents were too busy making their first million of their own money to go along with the millions my dad inherited from my grandpa when he died. I got to see my parents every school break, when they weren't touring Europe or Asia or Australia or China or someplace.
But we always spent the summer together, or at least a couple weeks of it, mainly at our chalet in B.C., not the one in Vail, where we only spent Christmas together.
I really liked that chalet in B.C. cause it was right by the lake and I could go skinny-dipping there all the time. I really like skinny-dipping. I like showing off my body, especially my cock. It makes all the other boys so jealous! Losers! Even in the cold water it's bigger than theirs are or ever will be ;-)
I'm baaaaack!(*giggle*)
Miss me??? Don't lie, I know you did :)
"Where was I," you ask? Away :p
Let's just say, it's tough being an idol to millions of horny gay boys :) They just kept hounding me and my latest bf, wanting our autographs (as if we could write), pieces of our clothes, locks of our hair, even the hair on our heads! (Btw, all that stuff will soon be available in our O3 gift shoppe - reasonably priced, of course, just like everything else on my site - except me ;) I'm way expensive! {unlike my bf, who can be bought just for the price of a car and some gold jewelry, which is why I like him sooooo much, for now, anwyay ;) }
So, we had to skip town and hang out somewhere we wouldn't be bothered, somewhere I could keep taking nekkid pics of my bf for him to sell on his site {and give me half of what he makes, of course, since I'm the one doing all the work; all he does is stand there lookin cute with a big smile on his face and a big...well, you know ;) }
But, now we're back! We had to move to a new apt. though, and cut and dye our hair (what was left after we both shaved each other - which you can see on video soon! For a reasonable price! US$ only, please!) We even sold my car and got "Hogs," just like real guys! Naturally, I got the one with the bigger engine, but his is still a nice size, and so is the engine ;)
So, keep watching this space and pretty soon I'll be posting a new address for you to send your money to so you can see new pics of me & Gordo and once again start living your loser lives vicariously through me and my bf, if you haven't gotten lives of your own since I've been gone which, of course, you haven't or else you wouldn't be back here now :)
Peace out, dudes! And get those brand new US$5 and US$10 bills ready to send me! (I really like them when their fresh and crisp, just like my bf's. Who knows, if they're nice enuf, maybe even if they're "stained" with certain fluids ;) I might, and I mean might write back to you.)
2 Octobre 1999
Yeah, I know it's been a long time, but, hey, I've been busy and unlike you, I have a life :)
So, what have I been doing? Well, I'm going to college! Yeah, it's true! A whole new crop of cute young guys who migt be impressed with my exceptional good looks, big cock, and fast car, not to mention all my $$$$. Hey, it's tough being me.
Some geeks actually recognized me the other day on campus. They wanted my autograph. LOSERS! I told them to fuck off. How could they actually think I'd condescend to that sorta thing? Especially since they weren't even half-way cute enuf for me to fuck. And since they looked older than 16, I sure wasn't interested. I'm really only into virgins; they're soooo easy to impress, but I wanna make sure I keep it legal ;) and if you're still a virgin after 16, then you must not be worth fucking.
Anyways, one loser actually came up to me and asked if I'd join their "Campus Gay-Lesbian Alliance!" I laughed in his face! I told him I'd never join a group of whiny loser queers! Even if I am the whiniest loser queer on the net.
Well, sorry to disappoint all you losers out there, but I gotta go now. Time to go out clubbing with my 16yo bf, Gordo. Hey, I gave him my Mustang, so he owes me! Besides, I luv showing him off to all those losers in the club who wannabe my bf. Makes them sooo jealous ;) hehehe...LOSERS!
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First Sexual Experience
17/2/98. My 16th birthday! Happy Birthday to ME! It really was a happy birthday cause it was also the day I had my first sexual experience!
I'm the second-string goalie on my school's hockey team and today we're in Guelph playing in a tournament. I always liked seeing all my teammates nekkid in the shower after games, but this was my first chance to get up close and personal with any of them. ;-)
We are all staying in the Guelph Hilton, sleeping four to a room on two king-size beds, so we have to share the beds ;-) I really like this arrangement! Of course, after the games and practices, we all get drunk thanks to the seniors who buy beer for us since Canada lets its men drink at 18, unlike the wussy States where you have to be 21!
Anyways, after we get blotto, we usually watch porn movies that we can get on the room's cable TV. Naturally, we all get naked while we watch and all jerk off together just like any normal hockey team. But on the last night of the tournament we did something special.
First, I sucked all my roommates' cocks! They tasted great! Even though they didn't actually cum in my mouth, I still got to taste their pre-cum. They all got off really easily. Next, I let them fuck my ass. Man that really felt great! It was the first time I had ever sucked a guy's cock or had one up my ass, but I really liked it. Too bad they "tired out" so quickly. I think they may have been a bit embarrassed. I don't know if it was cause they were virgins, too, or if it was cause they were intimidated by my great looks and huge cock ;-)
So, since they were done, I moved on to the next room and did the same things with those guys. That was fun, too! ;-) And I kept going down the hall, and down on the guys, till I did them all! The seniors were the best cause they were able to hold back the longest, but I didn't really like their hairy chests and asses. I'm more into smooth boys like myself, as long as they're cute and have big cocks, like me! ;-)
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My Stats! (Enjoy!)
- I'm five feet, ten inches tall;
- I weigh 145 lbs.;
- I'm completely smooth, between neck and feet anyways;
- I have black hair - on my head, of course ;-)
- I have blue eyes;
- I have a 30 inch waist and a 31 inch inseam;
- I have an eight-inch cock erect;
- I'm cut;
- I like smoothboys, greenday, Nick Carter of BSB, fast cars, Native American boys, the Montreal Canadiens, Molson Ice beer, Calvin Klein undies, Tommy jeans, Nike sneaks, and SEX!!
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The Men in my Life:
Mark:
Mark is my one and only TRUE LOVE! We met in an AOL chat room. I hated his guts and he hated mine, at first, anyways :-) At least till I saw him! I went over to the gay strip club where he worked to give him a piece of my mind, but ended up giving him a piece of my ass ;-) He was real cute and real buff! And as I found out later that night, REAL HUNG!!!
Mark had a hard life before he met me. He did plenty of guys, but I'm his best!
Sure, Mark has his problems, like beating me up when he sees me with another guy, but I still love him. And sure, he cheats on me whenever he goes down to Encinitas to work in the gay bars down there, but I don't care. I'm sure he's careful and would never do anything to jeopardize my health. And sure he asked me to marry him and gave me an engagement ring and then left me here alone, but I still love him. Wouldn't anyone? After all, he's so cute and BIG and gr8 in bed and BIG and gr8 in the shower and BIG and gr8 in the jacuzzi and BIG!!!. So what if he beats the shit outta me once in a while?
Erin:
Erin (Yes, a guy!) is my one and only TRUE LOVE! We met in an AOL chat room. It was love at first stroke-on the keyboard, that is ;-) We were completely simpatico! He loved me and I loved me, too! He's cute and blond and BIG! You should see the tool on this boy! I have! (and if you send me $, you can, too!)
He sent me clothes right off his own body and I sent him a one-way ticket to Montreal so he could have sex with me! He used to think he was str8, but one night with me changed that! We've been in love for almost two months! And to show him just how much I love him, I took lotsa nekkid pics of him in all kinds of poses and, just like my other boytoys, I'm gonna put them on the net and charge gay guys to see his pics, just like I do with myself! How much more love can one guy give his soulmate?
Gordon:
Gordon is my one and only TRUE LOVE! We met at school thru his bro, Max, who I also did, cause Max and I were on the same team at school and Max was a really cute guy with a really gr8 bod and a really huge cock. But after awhile, I got bored with Max so I started boffing his bro, Gordo, who is also really cute (maybe even cuter than Max) and has a gr8 bod (maybe even gr8-er than Max) and a really big cock (maybe even bigger than Max- definitely bigger than Max!) and best of all, he's two years younger than Max! And I really like 'em young, 'specially after that one-night-stand I had with that 17 y.o. waiter in NYC ;-)
Right now, Gordo and I are looking for a place to live together since I've been kicked out of my penthouse by my asshole parents and Gordo is still living at home and his parents don't know he's gay and that we're "doing it" - constantly ;-) The best part about Gordo is that he'll do anything I say, pose for pics in any position I tell him to, perform any kind of sex I tell him to, and doesn't mind the fact that I'm selling his virtual bod on the Net, just like I do with Erin and I'd do with Mark, if he wasn't so damn moral! [not at all like me ;-) ]
Jared:
Jared is my one and only TRUE LOVE! We've been friends since sixth grade. He's the only one who truly understands me and he doesn't even mind when I walk all over him without even considering his feelings, like that time we went to a hockey game in NYC and I met this cute, 17yo waiter at the restaurant, so I naturally dumped Jared, took the keys to our hotel room and had fun with this cute new guy while Jared wandered around town stopping in at all the local bars till he figured I'd be done. He didn't mind, I guess, cause he never complained! That's the kind of guy Jared is (and the kind of guy I am) and even though he says he's str8, I know deep down that he'd love to let me "do" him! Hey, I already did! And I'm sure he loved it! Who wouldn't ??? I know that now he has a "girlfriend" and that my attentions are no longer appreciated, but what the fuck do I care? If I want him, I'll have him and fuck the bitch that tries standing in my way!
The only thing bad about Jared is that he has morals! He won't even take pics of me having sex with my other guys or let me take nekkid pics of him...YET:-) But he'll give in - he always does! Just like every guy I know. After all, if they don't give in, they don't get any O3 and they'll be through faster than summer in Flin Flon!
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My Grls:
Okay, so it's not really grls, just grl :-)
Anyways, it was like this: there was this team party at my house with all the cute guys from school and their grlfriends and a couple stray chix, too, who were just lookin for some sex. Of course, there was lotsa beer and dope, and since I was still kinda playing it str8 myself, and since all the unattached grls naturally wanted to do me, I figured this would be a perfect time to do one of them, too, and make everyone think I actually was str8. So, one of the grls asked me if she could give me head. I said yes and we went into my room where we both stripped each other nekkid. Naturally, I was still limp and stayed that way, even when she started kissing me all over and rubbing my dick with her tits and even when she put my cock in her mouth and started sucking and licking and teasing my dick with her tongue and lips. But I still couldn't get hard so I tried imagining I was getting blown by the sexiest person in the world, ME! but even that didn't work! So, I just closed my eyes, jerked off and came on her face (just to make her feel adequate). We got dressed and went back to the party where I told everyone how gr8 she was and how gr8 I was (tho they must've already known I was gr8...I always am ) and my cover stayed in tact and the guys still let me look at them in the shower without trying to cover their bods with towels when I walked in and still thought the rumor about my blowing the team was just a rumor.
Send money and gifts HERE!
P.O. Box 12047
848 Cartier Way East
Montreal, Quebec, Canada F5C 2U1
Hey, just cause I sell my v-bod to anyone with a US fiver doesn't make me a cyberwhore, and just cause I sell my boyf's v-bods doesn't make me a cyberpimp! Does it? Hell, who cares? Just as long as I'm getting rich :-)
(In case you haven't been paying attention, this is a bogus address, (a parody, remember?) so please don't send $ here)
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