Naked Joe |
Now to ³naked Joe.² The night before Joe got naked, he had played some sort of joke on some other guy in the dorm. Iım not sure what, but some favorites were stealing a guyıs clothes and room key while he was in the shower and making him run down the hall naked and bang on his door, hoping his roommate was in and would open the door for him (Mine didnıt, fuckin asshole!) or else youıre left standing out in the hallway with everything...uhh...hanging(?) Once this happens to you, youıll always take your key with you in the shower and risk the rust.
Another would have been to find a victim who believes you studied physics and could lift a lot of weight if it was arranged right. Then, youıd get some of your buds to go along and lay beside the victim in a way that kept him from being able to move. Then you pull down his pants, get out the shaving cream and razor, and shave his pubes. Of course, you could also do IMMATURE stuff like putting shaving cream or shoe polish on the phone and then calling his number, or ³pennying² him in the room where youıd put a penny between the door and the frame while the door was locked and make it impossible to open the door from the inside. (Note: only works with doors that open IN) And you thought only smart people went to college? Not in America!
O.K. Iım now on beer #4. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, ³naked Joe.² Not much to tell, actually, much more to have seen, only I didnıt happen to have a camcorder with me at the time. Shit! (Ever notice that, the more I drink, the longer these things get? Wish that happened with other things. (vbeg))
Wanna know what Joe looked like? Well, he was blond, wavy hair, no body hair - above his waist, anyway - fairly buff, about 5ı 10² and 130 lbs. (Not that youıd be interested in this, but he was also ³average² size and circumcised. And CUTE! Man, why am I getting hard?)
So, anyway, this night, the guy Joe played a joke on was out to get even. Joe had just taken a shower and was coming back to his room wearing only a towel. I was in his room with his roommate and some other guys drinking, of course, as was Joe before he took his shower, when this guy starts coming after Joe. Joe is running around the halls trying to keep ahead of this guy while keeping one hand gripped on the towel so it wouldnıt fall off. (What the fuck was he afraid of? That some guy would trip him, rip off his towel, then suck his cock? Well...O. K., so maybe he was right! Big deal! There are worse things that could happen. Like he trips and falls and goes unconscious and some guy sucks his cock. So?) Anyway, when he runs past his room the second or third time, I just happen to mention that he could probably run faster if he wasnıt holding the towel. He agreed (big mistake) and let me take his towel and then continued running around the halls, NAKED! ( Have you ever seen a guy running naked? Well, you probably have, but for me it was a new, or almost new experience. IT WAS AWESOME! )
Then, being the nice guy that I am (vbeg) and seeing Joeıs problem (and other things) I generously offered to hide Joe in my room until this guy gives up, hopefully not until after graduation! Joe said O.K., so we both go to my room, I lock the door and Joe gets comfortable, on his back, naked, on my roommateıs bed while he watches TV. Thatıs not exactly what I was watching, though. Of course, I wasnıt comfortable. I was...uhh...aroused? Yes, aroused! Hard! Woody! Boner! Hard-on! Erection! Close to creaminı my jeans! Good thing Joe was too drunk to notice. Unfortunately, after about a half hour, Joe decided it was safe to return to his room. I tried to convince him it wasnıt, but I guess he got tired watching me watching him. Go figure! Guess I could have offered to loan him some of my clothes while he was lying there, but truthfully, I never thought of it, and if I had, I wouldnıt have offered anyway. (Iım sure his waist mustıve been at least an inch larger than mine (vbeg) Hey, Iım not COMPLETELY FUCKIN STUPID! Though you probably couldnıt tell.) So, he left, I jerked off, what else is there?