12 - Shoot the manager.

11- At McDonalds. Put a "Mc" in front of everything you say.
Example:Excuse me, Mc-sir but could I get some Mc-salt with my
Mc-fries.(McCOUGH McCOUGH) And could you give me Mc-directions to
the Mc-grocerie Mc-store? Mc-Thanks.

10- When going thru the drive thru, change your order every time they
repeat it.

9- Order a burger with no bun but extra ketchup.

8 - Bring in a dead mouse, put in your drink and sue.

7 - Ask your server to stop intentionly insulting your race.

6 - Order a Whopper.

5 - Park just the right amount of space away from the drive thru window
so that they can't reach you.

4 - When ordering at the drive thru, turn up the radio and open the
door so that it goes..DING..DING..DING.

3 - Speak in an exaggerated staticy voice like the one your hearing
thru the drive thru speaker and then when you pull up speak like that
again.

2 - Step in dog crud before you come in.

1 - Tell them that you are the state inspector and try to get into the
kitchen.

.5 - When your at the counter ask one of th-