Sick/Twisted


College Lists:

  25 Ways To Confuse Your Professors
  20 Reasons Puke is Better Than Dorm Food
  50 Fun Things For Professors To Do On The First Day Of Class
  25 Ways To Spot A Freshman
  The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College
  10 Ways To Get Thrown Out Of Chemistry Lab
  10 Things To Do At School When Bored
  The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School
  Top 10 Reasons Studying Is Better Than Sex!
  College Seniors vs. Freshmen
  Assigning Grades
  15 Signs You're Not Graduating This Term
  Grad Student Check List
  The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students
  Top Five Lies Told By Teaching Assistants
  Top Ten Things NOT To Say During Your Thesis Proposal
  100 Ways To Drive Yourself Insane At College
 
 


Roommates:

  25 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate At Christmas
  50 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate While S/He's Having Sex
  185 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate
 
 


Blind Dates:

  50 Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates
 
 

Women:

  Top 10 Reasons Eve Was Created
  How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:
  Girls, You Know It's Time To Go Home When:
 
 



Men:

  If Men Had A Vagina
 
 



Rednecks:

  Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say
  367 Reasons You Might Be A Redneck
  A Computer Is Owned By A Redneck If...
  Your Jedi Knight Might Be a Redneck If...
  A Starfleet Captain Might be considered a Redneck if...
 
 


Fast Food:

  20 Fun Things To Do At Burger King
  20 Fun Things To Do At A Wendy's Restaurant
  Top 12.5 Annoying Things To Do At A McDonald's
  100 Fun Ways To Order Pizza
 
 

Miscellaneous:

  Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers:
  Statistics
  General Thoughts On The Human Condition
  Actual Hiker Comments
  Things You Would Never Know Without Movies
  Evil Overlord Career Guide
  41 Questions That Make You Think
  Some New Error Messages Planned for Windows 2000
  Performance Reviews
  Prison Vs. Work
  Ways To Have An Extra-Specially Fun Time In A Department Store
  How To Interpret Employment Ads
 
 


 
 
 


 
 
 
 

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