A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a
pig!)
* Banging your head against a wall
uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing!)
* Humans and dolphins are the only
species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pigs?!)
* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
* The strongest muscle in the body
is the tongue.
(Hmmmmm.....)
* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
* Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
* Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
* You are more likely to be killed
by a champagne cork than by a
poisonous spider.
(Moral: Always be willing to pay
extra for good champagne. Cheap
champagne is not worth the risk)
* Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
* In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked
every hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
(OUCH!!!)
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* The ant can lift 50 times its
own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on
its right side when intoxicated.
(Someone took time to get an ant
drunk?)
* Polar bears are left handed.
(Which means they live, on average,
9 years less)
* The catfish has over 27,000 taste
buds, that makes the catfish rank #1
for animal having the most taste
buds.
(Are our palates just not sophisticated
enough to appreciate the complex
taste of pond scum?)
* The flea can jump 350 times its
body length, It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
* A cockroach will live nine days
without it's head, before it starves
to death. (Creepy!)
* The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home.. what the...)
* Some lions mate over 50 times
a day.
(Yeah, baby!)
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Elephants are the only animals
that can't jump.
(What about Chris Dudley?)
* A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(Who would take time to find that
out??)
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
* Starfishes haven't got brains.
**** After reading all these, all
I can say is "Damn Lucky Pigs