10. Ta-Daaaaaaah!

9. Wow, I got soooooooo shit faced last night! (Dr. Paul's preferred line)

8. Like, are you gonna scale these?

7. Oh, yeah? We'll, what do you know, anyway?

6. Are you ready to RUMBLE?

5. According to the New York Post...

4. Can I do something for extra credit?

3. Now for my next trick...

2. Good morning, tiger! (To your advisor)

1. Will this take long? I'm double-parked...