1. Ask for a Big Mac and a Supersized
fry.
2. Ask how much a 99 cent Jr. Bacon
Cheeseburger is.
3. When ordering at the drive through,
honk the horn until you leave the
parking lot.
4. Ride through the drive through
on a bicycle.
5. Play your car stereo loudly when
ordering.
6. Ask to speak to Dave Thomas.
7. Order 1 thing at a time at the
drive through, keep driving around until
you have a complete
meal.
8. When eating in, sit alone and
start laughing loudly for no reason.
Then start talking like
someones eating accross the table.
9. Pull up to take your food, don't
take it, and drive away.
10. Go through the drive through and say
nothing.
11. When they ask, "Can I take your order?"
repeat that and everything
else they say. (The
shadow game.)
12. When in the drive through, slam into
the car ahead of you and yell
"Would you like frys
with that?"
13. When they ask "Can I take your order?"
say "No thank you." and drive
away.
14. When eating in, pick up and throw your
chair and yell, "They forgot
the $#@%&*% mustard!
and resume eating.
15. Go from table to table and steal food.
16. When eating in, sit next to people
and say "That looks good, can I
have a bite?"
17. Order 20 hamburgers, pull up to get
them and say "I've changed my
mind, I just want a
large Coke."
18. Walk in and sit next to somebody and
say "It's a shame about your
car."
19. Ask if the 99 cent Value Menu prices
will lower.
20. Do the same thing as in number 17 but
say "I hope you just put
Ketchup on all those."