Aquanetta has a few thoughts to share with you:

 I used to think that drinking was bad for me.....
 so I gave up thinking.

 Wouldn't you know....
 brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

 A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....
 but, a true friend will be sitting next you saying, "That was fun!".

 It has become obvious to me, that the more you complain,
 the longer God lets you live!

 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 A few harmless flakes working together can create an avalanche of destruction.

 I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
 All you can do is stalk them and hope that they will panic and give in.

 I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
 After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

 I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others....
 they are more screwed up than you think.

 It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

 I am not playing hard to get, I am hard to get.

 A mind is a terrible thing......

 If you can't beat them.....
 arrange to have them beaten!

 Gym:  tried it....
 but I got obessed with one machine,
 the vending machine.

 If the shoe fits....
 buy it in every color.

 If you look like your passport picture....
 you probably need the trip!

 For every vision....
 there is an equal and opposite revision.

 ....beige.....think I'll paint it beige.....