Anarchy does not always imply chaos and terrorism does not always imply violent
tendencies. Thus, the term anarchoterrorism isn't, as volatile as, one might think-Mikhail
Pokrovscky-
Introduction
Long ago and far away, when I first learned to speak, I found that
language was, indeed the best way, to communicate one's thoughts. However, every language
lacked precise terms. I needed more accurate definitions and with the help of my Alpha and
my female father (who was my Alpha's lifetime lover), we found ways, to narrow down
commonly used words, to the quick. This, of course, was done in Spanish but later as I
learned English, I decided to get creative and invent terms, I could be happy with.
The terms below are wolfisms: A mishmosh of, all the several
languages, and dialects, converted into English, that I have picked up, in my many
travels. This idea came to me, after realizing that Portuguese was also, a mishmosh of,
all the romance languages known. Thus, I thought that I, too, could do the same and
improve my English vocabulary, as I knew it because it was too restrictive and extremely
rigid, for my liking. That, of course makes me a neophile, of the worst sort.
Please remember, that this list isn't anywhere near finished, as with
other language, the list will increase, as more terms become available. If you have any of
your own, you'd like me to use, please e mail me and I'll link the term, to e-mail address
or to your web site, as my way of giving you credit. All the same, please attribute credit
where credit is due: Tell them, you first heard these terms from me. Thank you!
I would like to point out, that some of these definitions have been
originally given to me, -subsequently I made them more accurate- by different individuals
in my life. Others, I invented on my own, that are used in a fictional book, I'm still
trying to edit.
List of Words This Spivak Wolf has Invented in no Particular Order
Clitoral Inadequacy Syndrome
The anxiety, a female might experience, when confronted by the notion that another
female's clit, might be larger than hers.
Clitoral Baptismal
The radical female act of naming her clit, as males have been naming their
appendages for years, to absolve women from any responsibility, as males have done for
centuries, as well. See: Poetic Justice
That familiar notion when you are most depressed, that no matter, how tasty anything
might be, it will still taste like cardboard and leaves you, to not want to eat, at all.
Also known as: Melancholically Induced Anorexia.
Anything across the board, that's so ridiculous to entertain mentally, that one's
best off not thinking of it, whatsoever. See: Male Privilege Fantasy Meal Deal
Male Privilege Fantasy Island Meal Deal
That ludicrous belief that lesbian sex is hotter to watch than gay sex. Thus, it
leaves men, to think that lesbians were put on this Earth, to entertain them, as well.
See: Pavlovian Mind Set
The Blue Light K-Mart Special
Code term for a threesome, involving a man and two women. Also known as: Phallic
Worship Ritual.
Pavlovian Mind Set
Anything that one watches, hears or feels, that in reality should not arouse you, by
reason of logic alone, whatsoever yet, you find yourself getting aroused, because of
societal induced programming.
S&Mish Limited Formulas
Those ever so predictable and tiring scenarios of domination and submission, one
formulates to enhance one's sex life, in the eternal belief, that perhaps, if one were to
change the formula slightly, the results might differ, which they do not.
Because no matter, how much one changes the numbers around -meaning the scenarios-,the
numbers -meaning the plot- remains the same. Yawn!
S&Mish Mind Set
That eternal belief that if a Master/Mistress is, to utter truly derrogatory names
unto a female, she is to get aroused, when in reality, outside that scenario, she would be
truly offended. This mind set serves to prove nothing more, that females are still lacking
in self-esteem, no matter how confident, they may seem outside of that S&M scenario.
See: Pavlovian Mind Set
S&Mish Gender Dichotomy Fixation
Using female derrogatory gender coded words, to dominate someone into submission.
Yawn!
Slave Table Turn
A technique used by clever slaves, to render a Master/Mistress' dominating tactics
useless, because the slave has already decided beforehand not to be rendered, into
submission, without the prior knowledge of the Master/Mistress. Also known as: slave
uprising.
Self-Calibration
To love oneself carnally, better than anyone else ever could.
Motorized Self-Calibration
Using an electric device to calibrate oneself.
Hydraulic Self-Calibration
To use any water device, to calibrate oneself.
Self-Calibrating Challenged
An individual who believes, it is better to have someone else calibrate em, for
either religious beliefs or sheer laziness.
Mythological Sex
The ludicrous belief that sex isn't real sex, unless there is a
live penis present, within a two feet radius. Thus, allowing for realintercourse,
to take place.
Penile Shrinking
What a femme fatale does to a male or the syndrome that affects men
so deeply, that they aren't capable of having a homosexual encounter, for fear that their
phalluses, might be smaller, than that of their partner du jour. This might be the real
cause for homophobia in males.
Penile fascimile
Any penile replica, used to replace a live penis when none can be found in the
vincinity or one does not care for them. Also known as: dildo
Knob tease
What men do when they only clam dip, long enough to tease the female, but not long
enough, to allow them to enjoy it, thoroughly. In real time, this equation goes like this:
2 seconds of clam dipping + 1 hr. of penile pounding.
Knob Teaser
A male who Knob teases.
Lost Compass Syndrome
What a male goes through, when he cannot name, let alone, find his way around a
woman's body, efficiently enough, to please her.
Femme Fatale
A deliciously covert female, whose sole purpose in life is, to use men, as they have
used her: For her amusement and disposes of them, when they have outlived their
entertaiment value.
Sexual Terrorism
Any act of the sexual nature, physically and emotionally perpetrated, against an
individual, without eir explicit consent.
Sexual Terrorist Defender
Anyone who defends and protects a well known Sexual Terrorist. The
acronym for this term speaks for itself.
Sexual Loophole of Convenience
Any act of the sexual nature perpetrated, against an individual that e did not
consent to, but had consented to other sexual acts.
Rabid
An individual who verbally or sexually preys, upon others, e perceives weaker than
em.
Pup
An inmature individual of seemingly mature age.
Perpetual puppy
An individual who's incapable of growing, either socially or emotionally, much to
the irritation of those around em.
To scan through someone's behavior and find hidden rabid tendencies. Or to scan
through someone's behavior, to formulate enough data which can then be used to treat them,
according to the data results.
Radar
Using one's intuition to ascertain as to how one should proceed, after scanning
through one's current surroundings.
Radar Static
Using therapeutically induced rationalizations, to dismiss a potentially dangerous
situation.
Twelve-Stepper
Someone chronically addicted to Twelve Step Programs.
Logic Discrimination
Eliminating emotional variables, in order, to make crucial decisions, in one's life.
Permutational Thinking:
To look at any scenario, that will take place in the future and formulate possible
outcomes. Or envision possible consequences of one's actions, before devastating
consequences.
Sensory Discrimination
To decide, whether to have someone use any kind of sensory input, to relate to you,
depending upon your radar readings.
Sensory Fashion Gestapo Tactics
The radical refusal to wear anyone whose beliefs, behavior or overall being insults
you, to the extent, that you literally cannot phathom wearing them, at all.
To carry
Wearing anyone's touch, of any kind, at any point in time.
Delousing
What one does ritualistically, after having been brutally betrayed, by someone one
once loved. Or, to demand of someone, to stop carrying someone, one deems unworthy of
carrying, by default.
Carnal Fashion Betrayal
The crime someone you're dating commits, when e cheats on you.
To mark
(verb)The deliberate and sometimes covert tactic of insinuating oneself into
someone's life, that longer after you two have parted, the marked individual cannot seem
to forget you and keeps finding you in absentia, on eir life much, to eir annoyance.
The culture hallmarked, by non-native Americans of the United States which main
motto is: "I am such a sexually repressed being and I'm showing it to you, by the
way, I'm acting. But shhh! Don't tell anyone! I don't know how to set myself free, from
all the religious fences I have built around me". See: Pornographic
Translations.
Pornographic Translations
Any brutally blatant statement, one can put into words solely, based upon someone's
unspoken actions.
The Book of Babble
Any religious text that is used to oppress others.
A role model so powerful in one's life, that one has no choice but to follow eir
teachings. Also known as: Berated Messiah
Berated Deesciple
The individual who learns from an Alpha and then chooses to improvise, much to the
amazement and irritation of the Berated Messiah. So the Berated
Messiah can learn from the deesciple.
The eternal delusion, that one is so liberal, that no one can make em uncomfortable,
until one's confronted with a concept so liberal, that one only shows one's truly
repressed tendencies, instead.
The eternal belief that the world revolves solely around that appendage, that hangs
from a man's pubic bone.
Post-Feminist Mind-Set
Using useless and tiring phallocentric tactics, to be a better woman, as the answer
to Patriachy's oppressive ways.
Gender No-Zone
The belief that the answer to society's main problems can be traced, to gender
dichotomies and thus, using that zone may remedy our angst.
Quadrant
The entire area of your being, you protect always against any intruders. Also known
as: Personal Universe.
Ethical Corruption
The art of living a so-called deviantly delinquent social life, while mantaining an
extremely rigid code of conduct. See: Benevolent Sociopath.
Benevolent Sociopath
An ethically corrupted individual.
Benevolent Psychopath
An individual whose behavior mirrors that of a serial killer profile, but in
reality, e has a sense of ethics and conscious so strong, that e cannot wound anyone in
any way, without justified warrant. Note: Said individual also firmly
believes that violence isn't the answer to any problem, and will do anything to avoid it.
Also known as: Consciously malevolent being or Ferally Decent
Being.
Mysanthropic Mind Set
An individual who carnally knows that patriarchy is to blame, for most of the
world's ills but not individual men.
Puppy Whiner
A male who defends himself and his beliefs wehemently, when a Mysanthrope begins to
talk about Patriarchal tactics, as if the speaker had insulted the whiner personally. See:
New Age Sensitive male.
New Age Sensitive Male
A male professing and potificating, ad naseaum, about truly understanding female's
societal oppression, in order to, either gain their trust or their acceptance. All the
while, he is, as rabid as, the males he's castigating, covertly so. See: Armed-chair
expert.
Poetic Justice
The belief that one needs not to seek revenge, by any actions, but abides by this
motto, instead: You play here, you pay here. Also known as: The
Boomerang Effect. Or to abide, by the Hamurabi Code: An eye for
an eye.
Pernicious Lies
The lies you tell, to save face, but later are uncovered, much to your dismay.
Solitary Planet Syndrome
The habit of roaming through life, wearing social blinders and/or living in a
vacuum.
To Swallow
To obey either society or men blindly, without question. Also known as: Social
complacency
Swallower
A female who never speaks out, against any of Patriarchy not-so-greatest-hits -all
the while claiming to be a radical feminist- and lives out her life, whining about them,
much to the irritation, of those who are notswallowing. Also known as: C*nt
or C*ntausaurus Rex.
C*ntference
A gathering of swallowers. Also known as a: C*ntvention
C*ntvenience
That act swallowers are famous for, to either betray other women, for the sake of a
male or to justify following Patriarchy blindly. Also known as: gynotreason.
See: Post-Feminist Mind Set.
C*ntlappers
Two females fighting over, either a wortheless male or an extremely butch woman.
Sandbox Hostile Tactics
What happens when someone brings something, into your Personal Universe, without
your permission, that you have no other choice, but to confront the offender.
Abortion
Any malicious thought, you may have entertained, but when you practice Permutational
Thinking, it no longer seems fitting or justified carrying out.
Malevolent Daydreaming
The healthy habit of envisioning someone's ghastly demise so vividly, that it
actually proves that mental multimedia aids are the next best thing, to committing a
crime, punishable by law.
Gender Crimes
The crime you commit when involved in any way, with someone's whose gender isn't
defined. Or to use gender dichotomy laws, to oppress someone whose gender isn't defined.
Unspoken Crimes
Crimes we commit, on a daily basis against others, that aren't punishable by law. As
known as: Brutal Objectification.
Queer Treason
The eternal delusion, that if one mirrors Heterosexuality's dogmas in one's queer
life, one might be accepted in society. Also known as: Straight Acting.
To deny someone
The crime, one commits when one refuses to admit, having been involved with anyone,
in any way for fear of either personal ridicule or social ostracism. Also known as: The
Simon Peter Effect or Going Out of Biz Sale
Extravaganza
The art of dancing so close yet maintaining a respectful distance, to allow
yourself, to both predict your dancing partner's moves and viceversa, solely to acquire
perfect synchronicity, in movement.
Existential Contorsions
Those painful notions, one must accept, in other to grow.
Carnal Knowledge
The act of accepting reality's cruel hand of fate, without a trace of regret or
rancor, but in sheer understanding of life's sudden twists and turns. See: Wolfish
grin
To know someone
That vast knowledge of someone, so inmense and comprehensive, one hoards that e
makes the other individual uncomfortable.
Bestial love
That seemingly impossible to obtain emotion, towards someone you love, while
accepting them for all that they are and have yet to be. Also known as: The Saint
Francis of Assisi Principle
Nouvelle Cuisine
What you get when you meet someone who seems so together, upon first meeting but
later in the conversation or as you date them. you realize, they aren't as together as
they seem. Or someone who's so superficial, they might find a small flaw in you and
dismiss you, without telling you.
Nouvelle Cuisine Buffet
A gathering of people of the above persuasion.You'll find these individuals in bars,
dances or cocktail and dinner parties.
An individual who's able to mimick any accent or nuance of someone else's heritage
or behavior.
Neophile
An individual who deliberately alters commonly used expressions from any language,
in order to, seek more precise terms. To suit eir most verbally discerning needs.Thus,
creating a new language, by default.
Spikish
The Spanish language, spoken by Latinos. See: Self-enhancing Insults.
Self-enhancing insults
Owning insults and using them, as compliments, instead. The word: Slut, comes to
mind, when practicing this term.
Emotional whore
Someone who offers eir emotions and eir body for free, to anyone, simply to avoid
feeling lonely.
Intellectual whore
Someone whose ideas are given freely, to people who could care less, for them.
Artistic whore
Any creative artist of any genre who gives out eir work, to people who cannot and
will never appreciate it. Also known as: The Vincent Van Gogh Syndrome.
Armed-Chair Expert
An individual who regurgitates scholastic knowledge, without remotely knowing, what
e's talking about.
The Anne Frank Post Holocaustal Effect
The confrontation that results, after an armed-chair expert spews out intellectually
based knowledge, to an individual, who has carnal knowledge of said concept, by way of
personal experience.
The Final Solution Syndrome
The systematic and relentless persecution of someone, whose beliefs and behavior,
are so different from yours, that you will do anything to have them removed from your
sector. Or the things, someone does or says to you, before breaking up with you, to later
blame you for the breakup. See: Religious Reich.
Religious Reich
Any organized religion that violently persecutes anyone who isn't a believer of
their faith. Also known as: Religious fanatic or zealot.
Mortal Ennui
The painful condition, of those who have carnal knowledge, of how the world really
does work, and the benign resignation, associated with said knowledge.
Beast
A deceptively human creature, who solely acts on instinct but creates the ruse of
acting human, in order to survive. Also known as: Theromorphic mind-set
Running Free
The ability to express oneself freely and eloquently without fear of consequence.
A hunting technique invented by this Spivak wolf to lure gender rigid beings, to eir
Personal Universe. By way of acting non-chalantly, to later shake the prey with
the truth, he/she cannot bear to admit, it exists.
CheckPoint Charlie
Those often irritating head games, people you're dating, play upon you to test your
trust and tolerance level.
Commie
Someone who doesn't care for CheckPoint Tactics and chooses to call
the games, by name.
Double Edged Serrated Sword Syndrome
What happens when you call the games, during Checkpoint Charlie
tactics on someone, and they leave you, for someone, who enjoys playing them.
Serrated Verbal Knife of Contempt
What Alphas use, to assert themselves upon anyone, who dares to rule over them.
Seed of Contempt towards Females
A more accurate term to describe mysogyny or Patriarchy.
The Iron Curtain Effect
The exact point in time, when fascination for an individual ends and one is left
with the disturbing notion, that said person is a perpetual pup.
Recycling
The act of exiting, a relation of any kind, so they can play games with others and
not you. Otherwise known as: Amiccable Enviromental Consciousness.
Friendly machine gunfire
What someone you love, does to you, when they tease, humilliate and or/ridicule you,
in front of others, you all the while tellling you, that they love you and they don't mean
what they are saying. A practice hallmarked by family members.
Spring Cleaning
The ritual, one painfully partakes, when tearing down, emotional brick by emotional
brick, the Temple of One's Familiar and sets oneself free. Or to get rid,
of all the annoying pups in one's life.
Emotional Bankruptcy
That feeling of sheer exhaustion, you feel after having done Spring
Cleaning.
Judiac moments
Those excrutiating moments in one's life, that leaves one to ask that perplexing
question: Why does does this have to happen to me?
Latin moments
Those extreme moments, when one feels emotions so intensely, that it leaves others
to avoid you, afraid that they might learn to feel. Otherwise known as: a taxing
moment
Slavic moments
Those melancholic and euphoric moments, one endures to the hilt, for the sheer sport
of it. In the eternal belief, that endurance of struggle makes one stronger.
Dear John/Jane e-mail
An "It's over between us because your lifestyle grossly clashes with my mental
outfits, that I have hidden in my closet" type e-mail message, sent to you through
cyberspace, to avoid having, to face you.
Lee Harvey Oswald
The person who sends you a Dear John/Jane e-mail message.
John F. Kennedy
The person who receives a Dear John/Jane e-mail message.
Jackie Bouvier Kennedy
The friend of the person, who received the Dear John/Jane e-mail
message, and has to hear the entire letter, complete with the rantings required, for the
occassion.
John Kennedy Jr.
The innocent bystander, caught in the middle, during the above circumstancial
procedures.
Euthanasia
The act of killing a loved one in your heart, and never acknowledging having been
with them, after they have brutally betrayed you, in any manner.
Ethical degeneration
What happens to all of your exes, after they leave you and you realize, that they
have gotten much worse over with time. Leaving you, with the sheer joy of having been
dumped, by them.
The Evita Peron Syndrome
The belief your exes have, that no matter, how annoying you were to them, you are
either pining for them and unable to move on or you still want them in your life somehow.
The "I am Oh So Happy!" Syndrome
That pesky habit exs have, to tell you how happy, they are in their new found
relationship, even though you haven't inquired about it, in the least. Perhaps, in the
eternal belief, that if they say it out loud, often enough, they might convince
themselves.
Flaccidly inducing moments
What you say to your ex when you burst eir ego, by either changing the subject,
during those Oh So Happy Syndrome proceedings or you act as e has hasn't
said anything monumental.
Relation dingies
The act of practicing serial non-monogamy, so closely together, without first
processing the last relation fully . In order, to avoid loneliness. See: Temple of
One's Familiar.
Nuking
What someone who's outspoken does to stop someone's verbal bravado.
Getting down and dirty
To relentlessly uncover hidden motives, behind someone's covert behavior and forcing
them, to admit wrong doing unto you. Also known as: The Nuremberg Trials.
To redeem oneself in someone's mind
To admit, to ghastly wrongdoing, for merely capricious reasons, towards someone you
have offended, in such a way, that though, e may never forgive you, e may still respect
you. Also known as: Walking the Pirate Ship Plank.
Emotional Paint Stripping
The results after having gotten down and dirty.
Ego horseback riding
That equine mind set, we get into when trying to protect ourselves, from someone
acting like a Nazi interrogator, when seeking the truth out of us.
Sluttish mind sent
An individual, who may know all the Kama Sutra positions, while high or sober, but
is unable to hold a decent conversation, devoid of sexual content.
Temple of One's Familiar
The rituals one engages into when seeking abusive relationships of any kind, in
other to prove to oneself, just how worthless one is.
Territorial Hostile Invasion
The act of trying to ascertain territorial rights, without permission over someone's
quadrant. By way of, using possesive pronouns ad naseaum, body language, in the presence
of a threat of invasion, by another individual. Also known as: Falkland Island
Syndrome or Carnal Territorial Disputes
Text
(verb): To write lines, to anyone in cyberpace, in real time.
Those pesky spelling errors that one makes, when texting in cyberspace.
Upgrading
Acquiring, an either better looking or better behaved lover, than your previous one.
Ventriloquist
An individual whose annoying habit, is to speak for someone else, instead of,
letting the individual speak for emself, because the ventriloquist always knows best. Also
known as: The Major Margaret Hullihan Syndrome.
A skill, consisting of topping someone's flirting volleys, with a more covert and
exquisitely subtle line. The object of this method is to never to look at your opponent,
as a possible sexual conquest, but to challenge em intellectually, instead. Also known as:
Orgasmic mental thrill of the chase.
Vortex Moo/Mud
An Utopia Telnet Address, we wish we could send our exs to, so they won't bother us
anymore, and in turn, to live out their pathetic lives, complaining about us with other
exs, without us having to hear about it. The Utopian Addy might read as follows: all.exs.are.lame.lame.lame
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Wear
(verb): What happens after anyone touches you, in any manner.
A white male whose main habit is to enforce his superiority (read insecurity), upon
everyone around him
Wolfish grin
That sneer that begins to form, on the corner of one's lips, once carnal knowledge
has been digested fully.
Word Economy
The art of using verbal grenades wisely.
Yummy Moments
Specific moments, in one's memory that are used, by way of vivid recall, solely to
boost, one's self-esteem, when no yummy moments are taking place, in the present.
Yummy Thoughts
Vivid notions, one hoards to oneself about anything that others wished, they knew.
