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| T h e u l t i m a t e v o i c e - m a i l m e s s a g e |
| Hello, and welcome to the Switchboard
Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are a codependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. |