So... you nosey little bugger
you've found my secret...

Truth About Pingmaster
page

Well... sometimes the truth really hurts...

Well... finally a picture of the little bastard!

Me with a bit more hair in the past...!

Well,  here's the list of true, yet trivial things about the real me...

BEWARE,  IT'S NOT PRETTY!
 
 

:::::::::::::::::::: TRIVIAL  FACTS ::::::::::::::::::::

I was born in 1965... so that makes me...

"Ping"  is a nickname given to me by my dive buddy Dan - everyone in the diving circles knows me as Ping

Yes,  I'm Chinese  (no one's perfect)

I really do make strange noises with my throat - I call it GURKING!

I really don't like my picture taken because I always end up looking stupid

:::::::::::::::::::: THE PAST ::::::::::::::::::::

Grew up in a remote northern Saskatchewan small town called Nipawin

I grew up GAY but tried to "turn things around" and failed miserably!

I had a SCUBA fetish but sadly did not learn how to swim until I was 26!

Grew up an introverted and bitter middle child

Shy as hell!
 
I was still a virgin until 35 when a special guy came along... thanks allot Ricky!

:::::::::::::::::::: VICES ::::::::::::::::::::

I'm pretty bad with monetary affairs

I'm an excellent procrastinator

I'm a hopeless ROMANTIC

:::::::::::::::::::: FRIGHTS ::::::::::::::::::::

I regularly faint when I get needles

I feared going to the dentist - but have luckily overcome this one!

I've never been in a fight - I'd lose for sure!
 

:::::::::::::::::::: SECRETS ::::::::::::::::::::

I write hopelessly depressing poetry for self therapy

I draw erotic pictures to fuel my overactive imagination

I have a journal that I started during my 20's called  "THE BLUE BOOK".  It chronicles every important event in my life

I have a HUGE variety of fetishes - which I'm dealing with every day!
 

:::::::::::::::::::: QUESTS ::::::::::::::::::::

I learned to swim as an adult, then learned SCUBA diving, and eventually became an Instructor

I'm in the process of finding true love.  I really believe it exists... ( and it does - I've had the privilege to experience it - check out the virtual BEDROOM to find out what I've learned)

I wanted to live and work in the Caribbean, so I moved to Grand Cayman - but worked for a drug lord and ended up totally disillusioned

Because I'm a real HOME BODY,   I have just moved into a house of my own

Though I'm not really religious,  I'm agnostic - meaning that I believe there is more than just this
 

Now that you've found my secret page,  you MUST sign the  GUEST BOOK     ( Please ! )

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