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I'm glad to say that there are songs on the radio that do make me grin. And while I haven't actually heard this first one recently, it came to mind tonight (okay, last night...I still feel like it's Sunday) while driving home and it's slightly appropriate right now... *mischievous yet feigning innocent look* Tee hee...
"I'll Think Of A Reason Later"
by Lee Ann Womack
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin' in love and all engaged
We decided she don't take a very good picture
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it
It may be my family's redneck nature
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
But I don't like her
She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...
This next song I heard on the radio while driving home on Saturday and it made me laugh so hard. Plus, there are several of you out there that I know will appreciate this parody.
And unfortunately, I can't find the song...so you'll have to check back to this entry in a few days...
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