More Quotes

Sunday, February 9, 2003

I'm overflowing with the quotes but I forgot to post them last week, so I've got twice as many.

"The best intentions are fraught with disappointment."
-Grissom, CSI

"Before the gym, I could hardly get off the sofa. After the gym, I could hardly get off the sofa. I couldn't believe the difference!"
-commercial for Bally fitness

Michelle: "Call me."
Ross: "Okay."
Michelle: "No, wait. You don't have my phone number."
Ross: "You know what? If it's meant to be, I'll guess it."
-Friends

From Will & Grace, "Homojo":

Minnie Driver: "What are you doing in this closet? You look like the kind of man who should be coming out of one."

From Will & Grace, "Fagmalion, part II"

Jack: "Making someone gay is exhausting. I don't know how my mother did it."

Grace: "I love you."
Leo: "I don't blame you."

From Will & Grace "Fagmalion, part II"

Will: "This is a guy who 24 hours ago thought that Batman and Robin only fought crime together."

Jack: "Remember: No pecs, no sex!"
Barry: "This all seems so superficial. Are gay guys only about bodies and faces?"
Jack: "Absolutely not. They're only about bodies. Faces you can cover up with a cute hat or leather hood."

Will: "Boy George, I think he's got it!"

From Scrubs, "His Story"

Dr. Cox: "There's a million reasons a relationship can crash and burn...whether it's because you don't have the stones to make it work...or you just get sick and tired of jumping through hoops...eventually everyone fails."

Carla: "This is about you. This is about you not being able to commit because committing means saying goodbye to whatever unfulfilled fantasies of love you've concocted after seeing too many Meg Ryan movies. Men don't come and make everything better. They're only human. And you shouldn't punish him because you were forced to grow so fast you never learned how to let anyone else take care of you. He's not your father, okay. He's not necessarily gonna disappear at the first sign of trouble. And as scary as it is to consider being truly vulnerable to another human being, what's even scarier is that deep down inside you know you picked this man and if you run away from him now, you'll be running away from being the kind of person you always wanted to be."

"Question" sung by Rhett Miller at the end of Scrubs (originally done by the Old 97's)

she woke from a dream
her head was on fire
why was he so nervous?
he took her to the park
she crossed her arms
and lowered her eyes down

someday somebody's gonna ask you
a question that you should say yes to
once in your life
baby, tonight, I've got a question for you
I've got a question for you

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