I have yet to locate the Public; all I ever see is people.
Dave Barry's Bad Habits p. 117

Most states protect the Public by limiting people to only one telephone company, electric company, and so on. This is Good for the Public. It is not to be confused with monopolies, which are Bad for the public.
Dave Barry's Bad Habits p.118

If God had wanted people to be seen naked, He would not have made so many of them unattractive.
Dave Barry's Bad Habits p.173

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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