Sample Report
Wyoming
The latest atrocity by the Christian Church was committed in Wyoming. A young student was beaten to death and crucified on a rail fence. This can be and should be directly attributable to the Church. The red neck fringe element of the Church, out of pure hate and hoping to cleanse and purify the environment, beat a young man to death in his 22nd year...
The media hype declares it "perplexing." It isn't perplexing at all.
This is only one of millions of murders by the Christian Church. You should go to church this Sunday and thank god for your being able to participate in this vicious murder/ crucifixion. And, don't forget to give a generous tithe to the Church to keep up god's work.
-Harley Sanders, Modesto, 578-108