As we all know, cats best friend is human. Breeding of human isn't so
easy case as many cats think at the beginning. You must note, that with
hard work you can get the best results loyal and loving pet. When you
take your first human as pet, you could have confusing situations.
That's why I'd like to give a few great hints which have been workingwith my
own human pets.
The first thing you have to teach is right feeding. This may sound easy, but it isn't so easy to teach them to buy the right expensive cat food. Humans are so penny-pinching that they always try serve the cheapest food they ever find. I have heard that some perverts put their cats outdoors and let cats try find some primitive food like mouses or other execrable creepy-crawlys. The hint is: Sulk and start eating strike. After a few days you'll get the best cat food you ever dreamed of.
The other thing, why cats take human pet, is house of human. Its niceplace to live, especially in cold climate, which we have here in Finland. Normally the house is part of the bargain, when you take the human. The humans have a one very bad thing: They have chronic "hair phobia". That is why they have a terrible "cat sucker" (vacuum cleaner). You couldn't find any help to this illness, so you have to learn live with it. I recommend hiding inside closet. Its quite a safe place against that terrible machine.
Its very important to teach human so, that they clean your litter box very well. Some humans forget that often. Teaching is little bit dangerous in this case. A little wee on antique sofa helps very much. But remember: The escape route must be clear, because angry human is unpredictable.
Humans need lots of love and tenderness. That's why we must remember to give these things at intervals. That guarantees very best breeding result. The best time to show how much you love them is the moment when they just are arriving at home. If you are very cute and loving humans feel guilty and they come back sooner next time. Often this launches the feeding reflex, and you get a great dinner. You also have to be tender in morning and evening times. That's important for your breeding aim.
You can't forget the play times, cause humans are playful. In normal case they choose their toys, so you don't have to worry about that. The main problem is timing. Humans don't know right time to carry out this instinct, So you must control both the time and quality of games. I recommend games just after humans start laying on bed. After few minutes playing they sleep much better, and you also get peaceful night sleep.
Humans have so small brains, that they couldn't understand cats outdoor activity. Meaowing and door scratching helps in beginning to get daily jogging. Humans also can't understand cats "aroma world", so be patient, at last after hard training they learn right jogging routes.
The most complicated situation is "human kitties". Their brains are
smaller than adult humans so they don't understand anything about cats
life. I highly recommend hiding or leaving house when those rascals are
coming. If they find you try first angry hizzzzzing and the last
possibility is use nails. But remember: Use nails very carefully, cause
the human kitties squall horribly.
I hope that you get some help by using these hints and your breeding
project succeeds to get nice buddy which gives honor to you.
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