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Volume 1
Issue 1
June 30, 1998
Members?
Now that's a good question. Just who the hell is in this club?
Original Members
[Names have been changed slightly to recognize some members' justifiable reluctance to be identified today as one of the founders of this strange organization.]
Original Members and Titles:
The original junta was, and still is, run by the Generalissimo Darren Smith.
Heidie Grobie was the puppet disctator.
Courtnie Smiiith was the Spiritual Advisor.
Shawwnn Thomass is the Poet Laureate.
Greg Gearheart is the Social Implications Historian (and is now the Webmaster).
Dannie Hi!fetz is the Prep Cook, Common Denominator, and the Visual Consultant.
Chrissie Hendrix is the Mallot Air Traffic Controller, Illicitor of Propaganda, and Mallot Mallenbolt Advisor.
Tice Frazer is the Club Philosopher Extraordinaire.
Laura Kaddilaclicek is the Ethics Regulator.
Mosbie Simmonz is the Advisor on New Club Members, Anti South African Grip Movement Leader, Lead Jestor, Special Liaison to the Generalissimo and Travel Guide.
Melinda Stohne is the Soup Spoon Holder and Illegal Secretary.
Barnbaby Silver is the Army and Club Exorcist.
Katyy Greenwich is the Club Astrologer and Hippie Advisor and Wine Jug Drinker and Candle Lighter.
Tonja KKKross is the Parking Attendant and Club Slave.
July Costello is the Prime Ray (sun) Angle Advisor.
Booboo Cohen is the Club Bulgarian Dance Instructor.
Juiceteen Heavylinen wasn't on my list but we all know he is the Great Describer and Word Generator.
Tony Aquavelva didn't make the list either - he must have been busy coaching our lame-ass softball team that night. He was (obviuously) the Coach
Shannenn Heavilin is the Token Greek.
New Members
Well, we don't really have a club anymore, so I guess there are no new members. Kinda sad.
To the best of my knowledge, the unofficial new members, by way of "association," are Darcee Jones, Leslee Bolik, Mike Wilson (Beach Boys Kin), Graaaaace, Jenn Viyas, and anyone else who wants in.
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