Hermie the Worm

Sittin' on the fencepost
Chewin' my bubble-gum (chew-chew)
Playin' with my yo-yo (whoo-whoo)
When along came Hermie the Worm
He was this big
I said, "Hermie, what happened?"
"I ate breakfast"

(repeat: lunch, dinner, dessert, burped)