Hershey Bars

She sat on a hillside
And ate Hershey bars
Ate Hershey bars
Ate Hershey bars

Oom plucka plucka
Oom plucka plucka
Oom plucka plucka
Ow!
Oom plucka plucka
Oom plucka plucka
Oom plucka plucka
Ow!


He sat down beside her
And smoked his cigars
Smoked his cigars
Smoked his cigars
He sat down beside her
And smoked his cigars
Smoked his cigars

Oom plucka plucka...

He told her he loved her
But oh, how he lied
Oh, how he lied
Oh, how he lied
He told her he loved her
But oh, how he lied
Oh, how he lied.

Oom plucka plucka...

He asked her to marry him
And she up and died
She up and died
She up and died
He asked her to marry him
And she up and died
She up and died.

Oom plucka plucka...

He went to her funeral
But just for the ride
Just for the ride
Just for the ride
He went to her funeral
But just for the ride
Just for the ride

Oom plucka plucka...

He sat on her tombstone
And laughed 'til he died
Laughed 'til he died
Laughed 'til he died
He sat on her tombstone
And laughed 'til he died
Laughed 'til he died

Oom plucka plucka...

She went up to heaven
And flittered and flied
Flittered and flied
Flittered and flied
She went up to heaven
And flittered and flied
Flittered and flied

Oom plucka plucka...

He went down below her (the other way)
And sizzled and fried
Sizzled and fried
Sizzled and fried
He went down below her (the other way)
And sizzled and fried
Sizzled and fried

Oom plucka plucka...

The moral of this story
Is eat Hershey bars
Don't smoke cigars
Eat Hershey bars
The moral of this story
Is eat Hershey bars
Don't smoke cigars

Oom plucka plucka...




An alternate version of this song (the first one I learned) substitutes "strummed her guitar" in place of "ate Hershey bars" and instead of "Ow!" at the end of the chorus has "Plink - Plank"



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