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Emcee:
Anything Goes School of Masquerade Arts follows Azuma Kazuma
In his quest to make a new bread for Japan, Yakitate Ja-PAN!
Enter a world where weapons are ingenuity, flour and ovens
- the world of COMPETITIVE BAKING!
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Kuroyan - I'm Kuroyanagi Ryo, your judge and host of this baking competition!
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Generic Baker Girl: ::sexy giggle:: I baked something SPECIAL just for you!
Kuroyan tilts his head at the bread
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Kuroyan - FAIL.
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Kawachi (to Ken) - How can he reject it without tasting it?
Ken - You haven't noticed? Try it.
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Kawachi takes bite of bread, shock pose, spits it out
Kawachi - UGH! It's premade dough!
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Kuroyan - Your sexiness can't hide the fact that your bread was made using TRASH.
Kuroyan stares down Generic Baker Girl while she cowers
Kuroyan - This bread is TRASH! And you're TRASH!
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Kuroyan throws Generic Baker Girl into Fresh Garbage Pan.
Kuroyan - And TRASH needs to be THROWN OUT!
Fresh Garbage Pan *burp*
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Kawachi - His reactions are too extreme!
Kuroyan - NEXT!
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Kawachi fumbles over his bread and presents it to Kuroyan
Kuroyan takes a quick look at Kawachi's bread
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Kuroyan makes thumbs up sign
Kawachi - WHAT?! THAT'S IT?!
Kawachi - All I get is a thumbs up?!
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Ken - Here, let me have a bite. |
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Ken leans back and does a few hip thrusts at Kawachii.
Ken - Kawachi, OKAY! |
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Kawachi - What the heck?
Ken - Sei sei sei!
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Ken - You put the FUUUUUU in this Fu-rench Bread
Kawachi - My bread wasn't that HARD!
Kuroyan - GEEEEEEEH-tting back to the judging....
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Azuma - Here ya go! JAPAN #69!
Kuroyan tilts his head at the bread
Black Croissant walks out from stage left
Kuroyan - You expect me to eat this burnt crossaint?
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Azuma - No way. Hit it with this first!
Azuma hands Kuroyan a giant spoon
Azuma goes to the other side
Kuroyan smacks black crossaint
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*crackle sound effect as shell falls off*
Kurowachan - Aaaaaaah.
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Kuroyanagi is stunned
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Kurowachan and Azuma strike the showgirl pose
Kawachi - How is that possible?!
Ken - I see! The outside was just a shell, leaving a perfectly golden crossaint inside!
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Kuroyan - Such a delicious-looking bread! I'll have to taste it.
Kuroyan takes a bite
Kuroyan takes a step back
Kuroyan - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Ken - Take cover!
Kuroyan suddenly falls to the floor.
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Kuroyan - Huh? What's going on?
Everyone is confused except Azuma.
Kawachi - Where are we?
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Satsuki pops out from behind of Cabaret Club Heaven
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Satsuki - Why you're in Heaven silly!
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Kuroyan - HEAVEN? You mean I DIED!?
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Kawachi - Azuma you killed us ALL!
Ken- It's Okay! |
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Satsuki - You didn't DIE, you just had a taste of heaven.
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Kuroyan - Of course!
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Kuroyan clenches his right first in understanding then points at Azuma.
Kuroyan - Azuma Kazuma is the winner!!!!
Azuma - Yay! haha
Kuroyan - You baked a bread worth dying for!
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Kawachi sulks
Azuma - Awwww don't feel bad Kawachi
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Ken - Kawachi, I see your potential
Ken - You can be stronger by following the steps of a real man.
Kawachi - And how would I do that?
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Ken - DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY! FEVER!
*cue To All The Dreamers*
Ken breaks out in disco dance
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Azuma - Cool! Come on, Kawachi! ::joins Tencho::
Kawachi *puts head in hands*
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Tencho does a finish pose pointing at the audience.
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