Some of these are not quoted word per word.
Some are just from memory so please excuse me if I
have misquoted...and if I did please feel free to
write me a note or post on my message board and I
will fix it as soon as I can.
Come
to me son of Jor El....KNEEL before Zod!!!
He
thinks he is the best guy
in the business. I
happen to think he is right so try not to piss him
off.
Of
all the gin joints in all the towns
in all the world...she walks into mine.
---Play
it
again Sam!
---Louis I think this is the
beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
What we have here is a
failure to communicate.
Is
this heaven? No it's Iowa.
I
gave her my heart...she
gave me a pen.
---If you guys know so much
about
women then how come you are here at like a Gas N
Sip
on a Saturday night drinking beers with no women
anywhere?
---What I really want to do with my
life...what i
want to do for a living is...I want to be with
your
daughter. I'm good at it!
I'll
be back.
Gentlemen gentlemen ..there
will be no fighting
in here. This is the war room.
They're heeeeeeeere.
Baby talk? That's not a
word...and I suppose
baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation.
Phone home.
---Ouuuuccccchhh.
Mawwwiage is what bwings us
hewe today.
---Hello.My name is Inigo
Montoya.You
killed my father...prepare to die.
---Have fun
storming the castle!
---As you wish.
It's
just like shooting
womprats at beggar's canyon back home.
Tiramisu? Some girl is going
to ask me to do it
to her and I have no idea what it is.
Snakes...why did it have to
be snakes?
I
want...what they
want...what each and everybody who fought for
their
country wants.For our country to love us as much
as
we love it.
I'm
surrounded by amateurs.
You want something
done you've got to do it yourself.
Anyone for Fresca? Hmmm??
Hmmm?
I
didn't come here to rescue
him. I came here
to rescue you.
But
you will
die...
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once
let me look upon you with my own eyes.
God
damn it! You Bitch! You
never backed away from anything in your life...now
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Do
you prefer "fashion
victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
---Miss
Stoeger,
my plastic surgeon doesnt want me doing any
activities where balls fly at my nose.
(2nd
girl)Well there goes your social life.
The
irish are the blacks of
Europe. Dublin the blacks of Ireland and North
Dubliners the blacks of Dublin.
Surely you cant be serious?
(2nd man) I am serious and dont call me
Shirley. There are tons of quotes from this
movie
alone but I have to rent the movie again so I can
quote it perfectly.
Isn't anyone here man enough
to play for blood?
(2nd man) I'm your
Huckleberry!
Bring us a pitcher of beer
every seven minutes till someone passes out then
bring us one every four.
There's that word again..
"heavy" Why are things so heavy in the future? Is
there a problem with the earths gravitational
pull?
Your eyes are full of hate,
forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps men alive.
Man
it's hot. It's like
Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.
Every man dies....not every
man really lives.
---I love you...I always
have...I want to marry you.
---The lord says
this
must be a fashionable fight...it's brought the
finest
men.
(1st man)Are we awake?
(2nd man) We're not sure....are we
black?
(1st man)Yes we are.
(2nd
man)Then we're awake but very puzzled.
(girl)He keeps
putting his testicles all over me.
(boy)
Excuse me?
(girl) You know...like
Octopus...TESTICLES!
(boy) OHHHH
TENTACLES...N...T!!!
---Now thats a real shame
when people be throwin a perfectly good white boy
like that.
I
appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got
going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure
thing.
Are
you ready for me?
---Sometimes you just gotta say
what the F****.
I was
born a poor black child.
Are
you an asassin
man#2:i'm a soldier
man#1:your neither, your a delievery boy sent by
grocery clerks to collect the bill
Get
your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!
He
didn't slip (in the tub) he was peroxiding his hair
at home and asphyxiated on the fumes"
---What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?
That's
incredible! Imagine, 7 million people all wantin' to
live together. Yup, New York must be the friendliest
place on earth.
---For a minute there room service
took on a new meaning.
Rosebud.
[In a
thick Scottish accent]Head pants now! Look at the
size of that boy's head. It's huuuge! It's like an
orange on a toothpick.
man#1:Mood Swings??? Nineteen post graduate degrees
in mathematics and your best explanation for going
from a 63 to a 46 % approval rating is mood swings???
man#2:Well I could explain it better but I need
charts and graphs and an easel.
---Do you think there's a terrorist in there
waiting in the off chance that I buy flowers?
The Storekeeper says while measuring foot,
"Well I'll be damn..."
"Your foot shrunk!" the little boy interrupts.
"your foot's two sizes smaller."
You're going to need a bigger boat.
Sew
old woman...sew like the wind.
- Would you say I have a plethora of piņatas?
- So tell me Jefe...what is a plethora?
[Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot.]
O'Reilly: Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hm?
Just like when you're milking a goat, Miguel.
Miguel: It's then I get excited!
O'Reilly: Well don't get excited! Now this time
squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.
*Squeeze*! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun.
Take the gun like this, and use it like a club!
[Kid
is handcuffed to a car about to explode]
These cuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take
you ten minutes to hack through them. [Hands Kid the
hacksaw.] If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you
can hack through your ankle in five.
girl: I'm a hacker!
boy: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
girl: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called
a hacker!
What
happened to you Dylan? You used to be someone I could
trust.
- There's something out there...and it ain't no
man....we're all going to die.
man#1:wish we had time to bury them fellas.
man#2:the hell with them fellas... buzzards got to
eat... same as worms.
Girl:
No, Johnny, we've got to be good!
Boy:But I don't WANT to be good, I want to
be bad.
Man#1: God, I swear you grow more like (man#2) each
day. Then you'll be eating rats!
Girl: Rats? When did you eat rats (man#2)?
Man#2: It was a long, long time ago. Before you were
born, and I don't recommend them.
Man:
There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
Man: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?
Boy: I remember Toodles. He was lost too.
Man: How could you remember Toodles?
Boy: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles.
Man: Ha ha ha! He really did lose his marbles, didn't
he?
Boy: Yeah, he lost them good!
--- Have to fly,
have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie,
have to save Jack, Hook is back.
I am
Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in
1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of
Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or
only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this
excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being
as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've
got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya punk?
John
Keating: ...but if you listen real close, you can
hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean
in. Listen, you hear it? --- Carpe --- hear it? ---
Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your
lives extraordinary.
Dr. Kosevich: See? That is why women have the babies.
Men can't take the paaai... [sees needle and faints]
Dr. Kosevich: You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong
cord.
So
tell me...Have you ever danced with the devil in the
pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey...I
just like the sound of it.
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Girl: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and
beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives.
Are you sure they're real lemons?
Boy: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you
buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we
have a deal?
Girl: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Guy:
Shel? Sheldon? No. You did not have great sex with
Sheldon.
Girl: I did too.
Guy: No. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you
need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But humping
and pumping are not Sheldon's strong suits. It's the
name. Do it to me, Sheldon. You're an animal,
Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon. It doesn't work.
Annie: Now that was when people KNEW how to be in
love. They knew it! Time, distance...nothing could
separate them because they knew. It was right. It was
real. It was...
Becky: A movie! That's your problem! You don't want
to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
You
got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair
chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and
you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced!
Man1 Theres more than one.
Man2 More then one??
Man1 Yep.Theres four of them.
Man2 It doesn't matter.I go,I kill em,I
be right back.
--- Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend,
but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage---uh,
cigar?---liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well.
Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he
understands nothing about Tuco.
Nobody
puts baby in a corner.
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but
noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass
through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks
stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come
down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...
and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a
barbecue! But I ain't mad.
You
think I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm a clown to
you? How the fu** am I funny? What the fu** is so
funny about me?
I wish I could stay longer and chat but I'm having an
old friend for dinner.
Robin:
Whoa! What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, can't you fix it? Can't we reattach it
somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on!
Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: Guys?
Robin: You know, those guy guys, those guys with
skills?
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah, you know, you send them into the
wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they
build you a shopping mall! You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this: [Pops
finger out of the side of his mouth.] Will that help?
Girl: Who's there?
Guy: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary
movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out
to investigate a strange noise or something.
I was
in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate
lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made
love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day.
Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
--- First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and
don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out
there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is
this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly.
Sandy: I'm going back to Australia. I might never see
you again.
Danny: Don't talk that way, Sandy.
Sandy: But it's true! I just had the best summer of
my life and now I have to go back. [Boy starts
kissing her.] Danny, don't spoil it!
Danny: It's not spoiling it, Sandy. It's only making
it better.
Sandy: Oh Danny, is this the end?
Danny: No Sandy. It's only the beginning.[ scene
fades and theme song starts...which i might add is a
great cheesy song hehe]