Movie Quotes


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Some of these are not quoted word per word. Some are just from memory so please excuse me if I have misquoted...and if I did please feel free to write me a note or post on my message board and I will fix it as soon as I can.


Come to me son of Jor El....KNEEL before Zod!!!
He thinks he is the best guy in the business. I happen to think he is right so try not to piss him off.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...she walks into mine.
---Play it again Sam!
---Louis I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Is this heaven? No it's Iowa.
I gave her my heart...she gave me a pen.
---If you guys know so much about women then how come you are here at like a Gas N Sip on a Saturday night drinking beers with no women anywhere?
---What I really want to do with my life...what i want to do for a living is...I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it!
I'll be back.
Gentlemen gentlemen ..there will be no fighting in here. This is the war room.
They're heeeeeeeere.
Baby talk? That's not a word...and I suppose baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation.
Phone home.
---Ouuuuccccchhh.
Mawwwiage is what bwings us hewe today.
---Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father...prepare to die.
---Have fun storming the castle!
---As you wish.
It's just like shooting womprats at beggar's canyon back home.
Tiramisu? Some girl is going to ask me to do it to her and I have no idea what it is.
Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?
I want...what they want...what each and everybody who fought for their country wants.For our country to love us as much as we love it.
I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done you've got to do it yourself.
Anyone for Fresca? Hmmm?? Hmmm?
I didn't come here to rescue him. I came here to rescue you.
But you will die...
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once let me look upon you with my own eyes.
God damn it! You Bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life...now FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
---Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesnt want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose.
(2nd girl)Well there goes your social life.
The irish are the blacks of Europe. Dublin the blacks of Ireland and North Dubliners the blacks of Dublin.
Surely you cant be serious?
(2nd man) I am serious and dont call me Shirley. There are tons of quotes from this movie alone but I have to rent the movie again so I can quote it perfectly.
Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
(2nd man) I'm your Huckleberry!
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till someone passes out then bring us one every four.
There's that word again.. "heavy" Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earths gravitational pull?
Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps men alive.
Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.
Every man dies....not every man really lives.
---I love you...I always have...I want to marry you.
---The lord says this must be a fashionable fight...it's brought the finest men.
(1st man)Are we awake?
(2nd man) We're not sure....are we black?
(1st man)Yes we are.
(2nd man)Then we're awake but very puzzled.
(girl)He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
(boy) Excuse me?
(girl) You know...like Octopus...TESTICLES!
(boy) OHHHH TENTACLES...N...T!!!
---Now thats a real shame when people be throwin a perfectly good white boy like that.
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
Are you ready for me?
---Sometimes you just gotta say what the F****.
I was born a poor black child.
Are you an asassin
man#2:i'm a soldier
man#1:your neither, your a delievery boy sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill
Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!
He didn't slip (in the tub) he was peroxiding his hair at home and asphyxiated on the fumes"
---What are you telling me? This is an ABBA turd?
That's incredible! Imagine, 7 million people all wantin' to live together. Yup, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
---For a minute there room service took on a new meaning.
Rosebud.
[In a thick Scottish accent]Head pants now! Look at the size of that boy's head. It's huuuge! It's like an orange on a toothpick.
man#1:Mood Swings??? Nineteen post graduate degrees in mathematics and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 % approval rating is mood swings???
man#2:Well I could explain it better but I need charts and graphs and an easel.
---Do you think there's a terrorist in there waiting in the off chance that I buy flowers?
The Storekeeper says while measuring foot,
"Well I'll be damn..."
"Your foot shrunk!" the little boy interrupts.
"your foot's two sizes smaller."
You're going to need a bigger boat.
Sew old woman...sew like the wind.
- Would you say I have a plethora of piņatas?
- So tell me Jefe...what is a plethora?
[Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot.]
O'Reilly: Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hm? Just like when you're milking a goat, Miguel.
Miguel: It's then I get excited!
O'Reilly: Well don't get excited! Now this time squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze. *Squeeze*! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun. Take the gun like this, and use it like a club!
[Kid is handcuffed to a car about to explode] These cuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take you ten minutes to hack through them. [Hands Kid the hacksaw.] If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in five.
girl: I'm a hacker!
boy: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
girl: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
What happened to you Dylan? You used to be someone I could trust.
- There's something out there...and it ain't no man....we're all going to die.
man#1:wish we had time to bury them fellas.
man#2:the hell with them fellas... buzzards got to eat... same as worms.
Girl: No, Johnny, we've got to be good!
Boy:But I don't WANT to be good, I want to be bad.
Man#1: God, I swear you grow more like (man#2) each day. Then you'll be eating rats!
Girl: Rats? When did you eat rats (man#2)?
Man#2: It was a long, long time ago. Before you were born, and I don't recommend them.
Man: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.
Man: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?
Boy: I remember Toodles. He was lost too.
Man: How could you remember Toodles?
Boy: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles.
Man: Ha ha ha! He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?
Boy: Yeah, he lost them good!
--- Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back.
I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.
I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
John Keating: ...but if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? --- Carpe --- hear it? --- Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
Dr. Kosevich: See? That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the paaai... [sees needle and faints] Dr. Kosevich: You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.
So tell me...Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey...I just like the sound of it.
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Girl: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Boy: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Girl: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Guy: Shel? Sheldon? No. You did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Girl: I did too.
Guy: No. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But humping and pumping are not Sheldon's strong suits. It's the name. Do it to me, Sheldon. You're an animal, Sheldon. Ride me, big Sheldon. It doesn't work.
Annie: Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance...nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was... Becky: A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced!
Man1 Theres more than one.
Man2 More then one??
Man1 Yep.Theres four of them.
Man2 It doesn't matter.I go,I kill em,I be right back.
--- Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage---uh, cigar?---liable to interfere with my aim.
Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.
You think I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm a clown to you? How the fu** am I funny? What the fu** is so funny about me?
I wish I could stay longer and chat but I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Robin: Whoa! What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, can't you fix it? Can't we reattach it somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on!
Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: Guys?
Robin: You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills?
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall! You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this: [Pops finger out of the side of his mouth.] Will that help?
Girl: Who's there?
Guy: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
--- First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly.
Sandy: I'm going back to Australia. I might never see you again.
Danny: Don't talk that way, Sandy.
Sandy: But it's true! I just had the best summer of my life and now I have to go back. [Boy starts kissing her.] Danny, don't spoil it!
Danny: It's not spoiling it, Sandy. It's only making it better.
Sandy: Oh Danny, is this the end?
Danny: No Sandy. It's only the beginning.[ scene fades and theme song starts...which i might add is a great cheesy song hehe]


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