They trained hard, learning all the necessary skills - like rolling over the hood of a moving car in a miniskirt, or the correct way to eat doughnuts; and when they graduated (after the badass used a little "persuasion" on the principal), they were all put in high-powered, high-pressure jobs - from which they were subsequently fired for incompetence and made janitors. Which the badass did not take very well, and it all ended rather messily. Let's just say it involved a broomhandle, a chair, the Chief of National Security, and a lorryload of contraband Diet Dew...
But I took them away from all that. And now they work for me.
My name - is Charlie...
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