Shhhhh!! Quiet, I say! Can't you tell you're in a freakin library? So stop with the screaming already and make sure your beverage is in a spill-proof container. Don't look so confused, of course Quacker County has a library. There's even some books in it, and one of them isn't even colored yet!

WARNING!! I've said it before and I'll say it until the world ends: this crap is not child safe! (Duh!) This is one of those technicalities though that may save me from later grief. These stories may contain profane language, adult situations, drunken slobbering bastards and homosexual innuendo, among other fun things of that nature!

CALLING ALL BRILLIANT WRITERS!! The County Library is accepting contributions from other members of pony society. If you'd like your stories in the QC Library, please Email me with your work.

The MISSING BOTTLE Salty loses his bottle and the whole town suffers for it. 1999 Winner of Ice Feather's First Place Fan Fic Award!

CHIEF'S LAMENT Long, self-indulgent story about Chief being pathetic. | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 |

SHIP OF FOOLS Barny and Salty try to make a man out of Troy and get more than they bargained for. | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |

EVEN PONIES GET THE BLUES The origins of Quacker County are revealed!

FIREFLY'S RESCUE A more serious, pre-Quacker County tale! | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 | Page 6 |

JEDIPONY STORY As yet untitled. Jedi Master EDP and her crew go to Naboo for a "vacation." | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | In Progress!

SAVE OUR EDP'S!! by Bouncery! Short, hellarious campaign to save the EDP's of the world from the ravenous Munchy predators!! All donations are welcome...

AFTER ARMAGEDDON by Rhonda Pony Kick ass story by Rhonda inspired by Bouncy's beautiful artwork!! | Introduction | Chapter 1: The Rainbow |

ANGELS WITH DEW SOAKED FACES by Rhonda Pony Awesome QC-Charlie's Angels crossover! | Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |

SALTY THE SAILOR by Peace! Hilarious parody poem by Peace, of local drunkard Salty's soggy lifestyle! WE WISH YOU A WHALEY HOLIDAY by Peace! A Whalem Christmas Parody! SONNET TO THE DEW!! by Peace! An ode to our favorite caffeinated citrusy love-and-fizzy juice.

THE GHETTO-PONY POETRY SECTION: by Ghetto-Pony Poems straight out of the Quacker County Ghetto!

Aren't you tired of reading yet? No? Well then, check out THE STORY ARCHIVE and THE LIBRARY OF THE DEAD!


If you read these pony stories and wonder who the hell the characters are, be sure you check out the Who-Em-Is page!

Feel free to send me comments, praise, hate mail or submit stories. evildeadpony@yahoo.com




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