EDP EDP she be dat evil lady Wit da horns fo' ears and dat evil grin EDP EDP she be dat bitchin' pony Wit da wack sense o' humour fo' her next a kin She like to tell about her excitement On da front a' her lawn But if tha kiddies be hurt Den dat girlie be gone EDP EDP she a cooli-o pony Wit' a land a' her own wit a cute lil' whalem EDP EDP don't cross dat lady Cause all da loonies dat been here before She god dawn kill'd em
Birthday poem for Teddy
Today iz yo birt'day, so smile a lil fo' me.
I bought yo' azz a prezent, yo' get it soon yo' see.