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| Mac |
Noodles (also known as Quarterback's favorite kid) |
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Marty |
Doodles (Mac's sister who tends to get the affections of their mother, Royal Blue) |
| Celeb |
Daddy Sweet Celebrations #1 (the Town's local Transvestite! Far more woman than most women. He's the Queen of Quacker County!)
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| Merlin (the Sam Neill one, of course) |
Daddy SC #2 (Chief's and Celeb's and 4speed's brother, Nimue's lover, NBC's Merlin reincarnated!!) |
| Nimue (to go with Merlin, of course) |
Princess Serena (British princess and the lovely reincarnation of Isabella Roselini! Also Royal Blue's sister)
Pronounced: Nim-ooo-way
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| Morgan Le Fay (the whole Merlin thing again) |
Pink princess with tarantula lashes |
| King Al |
Baby Brother Countdown #1 (4speed's kid from inner city Brooklyn and Rainribbon's lil love slave, the King of Quacker County!)
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| Mordred (keeping in line with the whole Merlin motif) |
Baby Bro Countdown #2 (looks just like Al, and yet they have different mothers... supposed to be Al's Arch Nemesis) |
| Troy (after Aikman-- duh!!) |
Quarterback's kid that looks just like him (Everyone thinks he's gay. Is he? You decide) |
| Cassidy |
Rockin Beat Sweet Notes (Troy's "girlfriend," at least that's what they tell everybody) |
| Jean-Luc Baptiste Henri Pierre Louis le menage` trois (aka "Pip") |
Steamer's twin brother (annoying little bastard born in France... although his twin Steamer wasn't born in France. Go figure.)
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| Bastian |
Salty's triplet #1 (Sweet, kind, psychotic Vietnam war vet. He's real nice until there's a thunderstorm...) |
| Kristian |
Tossels (Bastian's poor, sweet, kind little wife!! Her spinning tail keeps Bastian amused for hours...) |
| Molder |
Salty's triplet #2 (Enter the local UFO chaser!) |
| Skully (for obvious reasons) |
Stardancer (Sister to Slugger and Casanova. Slugger won't let Molder touch her...) |
| Casanova (he named himself) |
Daddy Bright Bouquet (Cleopatra, JAC, and Elizabeth are his SISTERS, because he is a womanizing bachelor. Duh!) |
| Cleopatra (she named herself) |
Mommy Bright Bouquet #1 (pink version) (gold jewelry and Merlin are the only things on her mind!!) |
| Joan of Arc (JAC) |
Mommy Bright Bouquet #2 (purple version) (the righteous chick who keeps Elizabeth sane) |
| Elizabeth |
Baby Bright Boquet (Is finally going out with Lucky!! Note the GH reference for all you soap fans out there)
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| Marian |
Baby Dangles (Quarty's and Majesty's baby, was named by Howie and the two had a rather suspicious relationship for a while...) |
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Merry |
Merry Treat #1 (Wiggy's wife, wooed and won by his "Romantic Man" trick)
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| Margot (the demon) |
Merry Treat #2 (Steamer's chick, closely associated with Doc Lacey and other various things of darkness) |
| Maggie (the psychic) |
Merry Treat #3 (former banshee/lunatic driven nuts by her mind-reading powers. Lacey fixed her brain and now she is a lunatic who can read minds.)
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| Ty (after Cobb; he's Slugger's kid after all!) |
Baby Brother Waddles (Poor kid his dad expects him to be exactly like he was... At least Slugger doesn't beat him anymore) |
| Dr Lacey (who has a dead body in her office) |
Magic Message Wendy (anything said about Lacey will only deminish what we've been through...) |
| Bill
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Baby Bro Paws #1 (Steamer's son, Terry's twin brother. Is actually quite normal, as far as that is possible here) |
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Terry |
Baby Bro paws #2 (Bill's brother, a little more on the "please God don't hurt me" side)
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| Shang |
1997 Clover who looks like a girl (Cut him a break he is going through puberty! Willy and Vikki's kid, and so part whale. And so Salty can't stand him...)
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| Poseidon (Posei) |
The elusive mail order Sea Breeze (One of Salty's favorite children and Shang's little girlfriend. The envy of every pube!!)
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| Vikki |
Purple Princess with tarantula lashes (Willy's wife, part fish and daughter of the Sea Queen. Very off her rocker) |
| Bridget |
Pony Bride (attorney at law, along with Wiggy and Slugger. She's a spiteful, vile shrew, and despite that she is married to Barny!) |
| Sabrina |
Princess Sparkle (Salty's slave then wife then ex-wife, was in a harsh legal battle so that Salty could run off and marry his Buick)
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Cherokee |
Wig Wam #2 (Actually acts like an Indian unlike Wiggy who has traded in his headdress for Armani...) |
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Helen |
Sleepy Head (Survey says: the most evil thing to come out of Royal Blue since the recipe for headcheese cheesecake) |
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Tee |
Sleep Tight (Helen's more "normal" twin, who still swears Helen stole a kidney in utero) |
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Duke |
A Collie Dog (Quarty's dog that he likes more than most his children) |
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Paul Atreides |
Mountain Boy Sunburst (British Fop and Munchy-Pony's delicious little boyfriend, named for good old 1980's sci-fi) |
