* Why did the elephant walk on 2 legs?
- To give the ants a chance.
* Why can't an elephant ride a bike?
- He doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
* Why does an elephant have cracks between his
toes?
- To carry his library card.
* What did one elephant say to the other?
- Nothing. Elephants can't talk!
* What is the difference between an elephant and
an orange?
- They are different colors.
* What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants
charging with sunglasses?
- Nothing. . . he didn't recognize them.
* Why did the elephant have red toenails?
- To hide in the cherry tree.
* How do you make a statue of an elephant?
- Get a stone and carve away everything that
doesn't look like an elephant.